100000000000005 Great comedy Man City moments

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Originally Posted by ScarFace

But what about third assists eh? Bet he’s shit at them.

Nev calls it

https://twitter.com/GNev2/status/957540746558656512

They're supposedly looking to sign Eden Hazard for about £150m, if they do I doubt very much he will be the lowest paid there.

Originally Posted by Jammy Dodger

But what about third assists eh? Bet he’s shit at them.

But what about his pre assists per match ratio?

That's the really important stat.

Pogba has matched him for assists in ten less matches.

NOT DODGY

https://twitter.com/RedIssue/status/957626940835459073

Also Laporte has blood tests yesterday

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

NOT DODGY

https://twitter.com/RedIssue/status/957626940835459073

Also Laporte has blood tests yesterday

http://www.utdforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=260256

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

NOT DODGY

https://twitter.com/RedIssue/status/957626940835459073

Also Laporte has blood tests yesterday

So what’s the scam? How do Abu Dhabi/City benefit?

Originally Posted by Jammy Dodger

So what’s the scam? How do Abu Dhabi/City benefit?

Get a player for nowt, flog him and make a profit.

Goes a little way to balance the books.

https://twitter.com/SparkyMate/status/958314741667115008

Signed Laporte. £57m.

That's £450m spent under Pep the genius so far. Obviously he'll break the half billion mark this summer.

Saw something on Twitter about them trying to sign Mahrez before the word window shuts, might break the half billion this window

Chile forward Alexis Sanchez's move from Arsenal to Manchester United has been the story of the window so far, despite no fee being involved as he made the switch in a straight swap for Armenia playmaker Henrikh Mkhitaryan.

£#%&!ing United ruining the game with their spending, it's just unfair

£60million for Mahrez, poor little city.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/footb...mpression=true

Jose's spent 280m in total since he's been in charge.

And people laughed when he said it's not enough to build a title winning team.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Jose's spent 280m in total since he's been in charge.

And people laughed when he said it's not enough to build a title winning team.

No pal, people laughed when transfer spend is used as an excuse for setting the team up to play shithouse football.

Originally Posted by Sandman

No pal, people laughed when transfer spend is used as an excuse for setting the team up to play shithouse football.

Change the record ffs.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Change the record ffs.

Think he has tbf, first time I've heard that was the reason why it was laughed at..

Originally Posted by Sandman

No pal, people laughed when transfer spend is used as an excuse for setting the team up to play shithouse football.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Change the record ffs.

I'm looking forward to seeing our new approach against top teams, now we've got an attacking player of Sanchez's calibre. It's great news that we no longer have to play that type of football.