Im starting to develop deep, meaningful and very real

feelings for Phil Jones. I think I'm falling for him.

Nailed on United captain IMO. fantastic footballer.

loved it when he floored the monkey man in the 1st half then was all 'get up you soft @#%&!'

took out the japanese cartoon head with a legal attack. splendid. looks like a captain of the 1950's.


smalling though, bloody hell..

did give away a penalty the ref didn't spot though. :0)

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

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Originally Posted by JakeB

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In other news Angelina Jolie is good looking.

1st class honours in stating the bleeding obvious.

i noticed how clean-shaven he was in the post-match interview, almost suspiciously so. i wonder if he's even started shaving yet, the young @#%&!?

Originally Posted by taff

loved it when he floored the monkey man in the 1st half then was all 'get up you soft @#%&!'

Or as my Dad put it, "get up you £#%&!ing jug-eared welsh @#%&!". Top red my Dad.

i reckon Jones, given time, can be as good as, if not better than Stam.

Stam was just colossal, but i reckon this kids got what it takes.

He is rather good.

Originally Posted by JakeB

Any updates on Inter or Madrid's £70m Bale bid?

Originally Posted by JakeB

What's the story with that pink tape coming from his %@#$&!s? Knicker elastic?

Originally Posted by Big Norm

What's the story with that pink tape coming from his %@#$&!s? Knicker elastic?

monkey tampax

He's shite. Sparky doesn't rate him, so he must be

Originally Posted by wiganste

He's shite. Sparky doesn't rate him, so he must be

Thought that was Fuzzy?? Quite likely both of them, tbf

Originally Posted by Pop

any updates on inter or madrid's £70m bale bid?

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Thought that was Fuzzy?? Quite likely both of them, tbf

Oh it was definitely Sparkles. For about 3 weeks, I thought his name was Phil £#%&!ing Jones.