Erling Braut Håland has got to sign for United #2021

Originally Posted by dunk

Lad is a @#%&! like his Dad. Do not want.

Yeah, who wants a fierce competitor who wants to win at all costs?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

That and the fact we blatantly tried to sign him while he was at Salzburg.

Ole was onto Haaland way before all this fanfare and wanted him at United a year ago. Was never going to happen with an agent who knew what Haaland's market value would be in 18 months time, so getting him to delay the move to a huge club was only ever in the interest of increasing his value....oh and his father who is a £#%&!ing former bert and leeds scum.

I know this is getting boring but the club are about £450m in debt.

Does anyone seriously think he’s got any chance of coming to United?

A) we’re skint
B) we’re skint
C) we’re skint
D) his dad was a bitter
E) City aren’t skint and are much better placed to win trophies
F) we’re skint

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Yeah, who wants a fierce competitor who wants to win at all costs?

Or he’s just a spoiled, slapped arsed little shit who’s going to generate his @#%&! of an agent millions by using his stroppy attitude to force moves.

Oh, and get £#%&!ed.

Originally Posted by dunk

Or he’s just a spoiled, slapped arsed little shit who’s going to generate his @#%&! of an agent millions by using his stroppy attitude to force moves.

Oh, and get £#%&!ed.

New to modern footballers pol?

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Yeah, who wants a fierce competitor who wants to win at all costs?



I know this is getting boring but the club are about £450m in debt.

Does anyone seriously think he’s got any chance of coming to United?

A) we’re skint
B) we’re skint
C) we’re skint
D) his dad was a bitter
E) City aren’t skint and are much better placed to win trophies
F) we’re skint

In a word: No.

https://twitter.com/FootyAccums/status/1374054517260554248

Originally Posted by Sparky***

That and the fact we blatantly tried to sign him while he was at Salzburg.

Ole was onto Haaland way before all this fanfare and wanted him at United a year ago. Was never going to happen with an agent who knew what Haaland's market value would be in 18 months time, so getting him to delay the move to a huge club was only ever in the interest of increasing his value....oh and his father who is a £#%&!ing former bert and leeds scum.

Ah right, so it *is* him.

All makes rather more sense now.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

In a word: No.

https://twitter.com/FootyAccums/stat...54517260554248

we need more attitudes like that after dropping points to shitty ass teams

Originally Posted by Vida_15

we need more attitudes like that after dropping points to shitty ass teams

As much as i want it to I can’t see it happening . Our recruitment team £#%&!s up the transfers when we are the only team in for him . He will have Man City, Chelsea, Madrid, Bayern , PSG, and maybe Barcelona though they’re a bit skint at the moment.

Won’t happen, we don’t have the competency or the negotiation ability to pull it off.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

It's not the same thing though is it.

One is a young 20 year old throwing a strop because he's angry about a result and the other is a media soundbyte-driven greedy oaf of an agent

Just because we need characters doesn’t mean you have to go to the other extreme. We managed to have plenty of winners at this club who didn’t need to be throwing shirts about and acting like a @#%&! after bad games.

Difference between men and kids I suppose.

he's exactly what we need, so there's not a chance this @#%&! signs for us.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

he's exactly what we need, so there's not a chance this @#%&! signs for us.

His disgusting fat agent and greedy bert dad would probably give him a week to get his bearings and his bag unpacked before Project Real kicked into gear.

Woodward will make a song and dance about us going all out to sign him and we will play along pretending we are in with a chance.

Originally Posted by utd99

Just because we need characters doesn’t mean you have to go to the other extreme. We managed to have plenty of winners at this club who didn’t need to be throwing shirts about and acting like a @#%&! after bad games.

Difference between men and kids I suppose.

We had ulimate winners at this club who dived into the crowd and had punch ups with supporters, stamped on people, started rows in the tunnels before games and rows in the dressing room after.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

We had ulimate winners at this club who dived into the crowd and had punch ups with supporters, stamped on people, started rows in the tunnels before games and rows in the dressing room after.

the closest we get now is Martial pulling a face.

Originally Posted by shenwen

the closest we get now is Martial pulling a face.

guest appearance on line of duty incoming.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

guest appearance on line of duty incoming.

I'd not even noticed that but you're right. Not a smile among the lot of them is there? Think the Downs lad came closest.

Originally Posted by shenwen

i'd not even noticed that but you're right. Not a smile among the lot of them is there? Think the downs lad came closest.

tbf haaland does bare a resemblance to the downs lad

Originally Posted by puressence

tbf haaland does bare a resemblance to the downs lad

Originally Posted by shenwen

the closest we get now is Martial pulling a face.

Probably a fart.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

We had ulimate winners at this club who dived into the crowd and had punch ups with supporters, stamped on people, started rows in the tunnels before games and rows in the dressing room after.

Any of them throw a shirt at Fergie and storm off like Veruka Salt?

Originally Posted by utd99

Any of them throw a shirt at Fergie and storm off like Veruka Salt?

If they had, they wouldn't have been 'winners' much longer..