official fa cup thread

Originally Posted by taff

pat must have been away powdering her nose

courtesy of JayTee's fackin old man innit

Originally Posted by taff

portsmouth really are shit. ta-ra you @#%&!s, don't suppose we'll ever be seeing you again.

so pleased chelsea have made some history for themselves, it's only taken them over a hundred years. every chump who's there today can tell their grandkids "i was there for the great fackin' dabble of two faahsand and ten"

Saw an FA Cup programme on ITV4 this morning and it said Abramovich 'made Chelsea a major force once more'.

Once more?

Horrible Club.
Bunch of £#%&!ing @#%&!s.

Originally Posted by wiganste

Viva Pat Lampard
Viva Pat Lampard
We're gonna dig her up
When Chelsea win the cup
Viva Pat Lampard

love it

that pat lampard picture from scar is still one of the all time funniest things on here. outstanding

Lampard looks pissed off. Tee hee.

Would it be a touch bitter to hope John Terry dies a tragic (yet funny) death?

Unbelievable @#%&! of a man.

Originally Posted by Pop

Would it be a touch bitter to hope John Terry dies a tragic (yet funny) death?

Unbelievable @#%&! of a man.

his old man is going to jail on Monday which is some consolation for me

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

Horrible Club.
Bunch of £#%&!ing @#%&!s.

Aye.

Another utterly predictable result in the final of a dreary competition that is, like portsmouth, dying a death.

As soon as spurs lost the semi final they may as well have just carved chelsea's name on the cup and handed it over, such was the forgone conclusion that was this final. Chelsea have had a stranglehold on the £#%&!ing thing lately winning 3 out of the last 4.

Still, We might have had a big say in this had we not conspired to lose to a team from 2 divisions below us. At home.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Another utterly predictable result in the final of a dreary competition that is, like portsmouth, dying a death.

As soon as spurs lost the semi final they may as well have just carved chelsea's name on the cup and handed it over, such was the forgone conclusion that was this final. Chelsea have had a stranglehold on the £#%&!ing thing lately winning 3 out of the last 4.

Still, We might have had a big say in this had we not conspired to lose to a team from 2 divisions below us. At home.

agreed. our recent record in terms of victories is £#%&!.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Have you ever won the Treble...have you £#%&!
Have you ever won the european cup
Your squad is full of shitheads and Lampard's mum's a bit dead.....
Have you ever won the treble have you £#%&!

<scratches chin>

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Another utterly predictable result in the final of a dreary competition that is, like portsmouth, dying a death.

As soon as spurs lost the semi final they may as well have just carved chelsea's name on the cup and handed it over, such was the forgone conclusion that was this final. Chelsea have had a stranglehold on the £#%&!ing thing lately winning 3 out of the last 4.

Still, We might have had a big say in this had we not conspired to lose to a team from 2 divisions below us. At home.

Thanks for cheering me up

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

agreed. our recent record in terms of victories is £#%&!.

Carling Cup > FA Cup...fact

That team huddle then...£#%&! off

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Thanks for cheering me up

Oh shutup you arse.

I live in £#%&!ing kensington and chelsea, i've now got to go out tonight and try and find a pub which WON'T be full of £#%&!ing fat double-chinned Chelsea #@&%!s. Then, they'll be parading the £#%&!ing trophies on an open top bus withing a half a mile of my front door.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Oh shutup you arse.

I live in £#%&!ing kensington and chelsea, i've now got to go out tonight and try and find a pub which WON'T be full of £#%&!ing fat double-chinned Chelsea #@&%!s. Then, they'll be parading the £#%&!ing trophies on an open top bus withing a half a mile of my front door.

Move north and be amongst real people.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Oh shutup you arse.

I live in £#%&!ing kensington and chelsea, i've now got to go out tonight and try and find a pub which WON'T be full of £#%&!ing fat double-chinned Chelsea #@&%!s. Then, they'll be parading the £#%&!ing trophies on an open top bus withing a half a mile of my front door.

week in one and weekend in t'other?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Another utterly predictable result in the final of a dreary competition that is, like portsmouth, dying a death.

As soon as spurs lost the semi final they may as well have just carved chelsea's name on the cup and handed it over, such was the forgone conclusion that was this final. Chelsea have had a stranglehold on the £#%&!ing thing lately winning 3 out of the last 4.

Still, We might have had a big say in this had we not conspired to lose to a team from 2 divisions below us. At home.

Yep, Chelsea won the Double that day without kicking a ball - we also drew 0-0 at Blackburn:shakehead:

Agree with the rest too. A tedious, one-sided game....Portsmouth were terrible. I can't believe some of those players are Pro Footballers ..astonishing lack of ability & composure.
'Athletes' not Footballers.

Originally Posted by wiganste

Move north and be amongst real people.

There's nothing real about you. You freakishly large man.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

week in one and weekend in t'other?

Save kensington for sunday best.