Phil Jones

Originally Posted by dunk

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Ole said that?

Ffs

Originally Posted by dunk

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ideal captain for Europa squad.

It's either Phil Jones or a blank space. I don't think it matters either way.

The king of all modern day United shit @#%&!s.

Lingard, Young, Fellaini, Rojo, Bebe, Butner, Bellion, Miller, Kleberson, Obertan, Schneiderlin, Powell, Smalling etc etc, this guy is worse than all of them.

The fact he is still here is beyond ridiculous. He himself should do the honourable thing and walk away.

My most hated United player, ever.

honestly shocked taht this @#%&! hasn't been sold or taken out to pasture and put out of his mysery

no way he just walks away given the huge wages he is stealing each week

Originally Posted by Pop

ffs, he is absolutely utterly useless. He hasn't been injured, he's likely been trapped in a spiders web in his garden for the past 6 months eating flies to stay alive and probably escaped only when the crows started pecking at his near death body.

Ole needs a good slap at times.

Guber £#%&!ing Jones

he's absolutely blagged a career with us. i can't believe he's been here 10 years

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

he's absolutely blagged a career with us. i can't believe he's been here 10 years

Insanity. And he knows it too. His testimonial comments prove as much.

€130k a week



£#%&!ing hell.

hopefully there's crowds back for his testimonial at the end of the season...

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

hopefully there's crowds back for his testimonial at the end of the season...

I think he’d get fewer than if they held it now.

Originally Posted by Pop

Insanity. And he knows it too. His testimonial comments prove as much.

€130k a week



£#%&!ing hell.

Originally Posted by Pop

£#%&!ing hell.

Both photos were taken during the warm up.

I bet Adidas pay him more per-annum to wear their boots than anybody on here gets paid (except jem, possibly)

Originally Posted by dunk

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Like a new signing etc.

State of it. And he's probably not even falling over there, he's running normally.

Beautiful isn't he? Like a cheetah majestically hunting on the hazy African plains, strikers are his prey



£#%&!ing galoot.

one of my favourite football moments

https://youtu.be/EZTVXydsMaw

And another 'moment'...

https://mobile.twitter.com/Gilology/status/1044702437968416769

‘The next Duncan Edwards’

Originally Posted by Carlton

‘The next Duncan Edwards’

one of Fergie's whoppers

he's a big donkey and should be put out of his misery

I wouldn't go that far but he could be shipped off to Blackpool and used as an actual donkey to give kids rides up and down the beach. Could pay him with coloured glass and bits of string. Only needs to be fed carrots too so won't cost much for somebody to keep.