Alcoholic expat gets a job

Originally Posted by Zorg

So pissed he mixed up his suit with a table cloth

Certainly a touch of cloth about it alright

Not sure if I'd trust someone who thinks paracetomol are the best remedy for car crash victims.

Going over there, taking their jobs.

Originally Posted by ScholesGingerSheen

He's high on my list of players I could never really understand the fuss over, a decent English centre half, but that's about it. Raised to undue prominence by a £#%&! bit of commentary by a shouty #@&%!.

What are you referring to here?

Stewart Robson asked about his "old mate" Tony Adams on TalkSport this morning

"He's an interesting character is Tony Adams, not sure he's quite the man you want running your football club"

Glowing praise

"I'm here to give the players a kick up the arse and win games".

£#%&!ing state of it. Surprised he didn't mention trying to instil some bulldog spirit in them and make them sing national anthems really loudly.

£#%&!ing deluded old relic.

Originally Posted by Buck

he looks like every character from only fools and horses in one person.

Originally Posted by taff

he looks like every character from only fools and horses in one person.

Didn't he try and reinvent himself as a kind of renaissance man once? Banged on loudly about going to classical music concerts, galleries etc?

Originally Posted by Buck

Looks like a dodgy car salesman

#Pray4Perreira

Looks like he's going in to give them a reading.

'I'm getting the word... relegation'

Originally Posted by jaffo

Didn't he try and reinvent himself as a kind of renaissance man once? Banged on loudly about going to classical music concerts, galleries etc?

Became a bit of a Shakespeare buff, supposedly. I'm not sure where Old Will extolled the virtues of "a kick up the arse", though

Here comes the cavalry

https://twitter.com/GranadaCdeF_en/status/852104662924873732

Great move. Fill an already shite squad with tinpot old English rubbish from the arse end of the PL/Championship.

Such a predictable move from Adams.

Next move is to change the players diet to egg & chips and wear string vests and knotted hankies on their heads during training sessions.

Originally Posted by saffers

Here comes the cavalry

https://twitter.com/GranadaCdeF_en/s...04662924873732

Richardson hasn't played football since December, Reo-Coker hasn't played professional football since January 2016. It beggars belief that even a #@&%! like Adams thinks that they're going to be any help in the Spanish top division.

Originally Posted by ScholesGingerSheen

Richardson hasn't played football since December, Reo-Coker hasn't played professional football since January 2016. It beggars belief that even a #@&%! like Adams thinks that they're going to be any help in the Spanish top division.

Oi fella the spanish league is just a two team league, Granada would be lucky to secure the services of two experienced internationals like Richardson and Reo-Coker. They bring experience from the best league in the world.

So happy a real football man like Tony Adams finally got one of the top jobs.

Originally Posted by sa7

The Granada management team plot their next tactical substitution from the bench:

but come a cropper so Adams makes a drastic decision mid-game.....

Originally Posted by Zorg

Be a bit tricky in Spain too

Lol :-)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00st439

This was him on TID a few years back, well worth a listen.

Originally Posted by taff

he looks like every character from only fools and horses in one person.

https://twitter.com/OleOleMax/status...492779521?s=09

What the actual £#%&!?

Originally Posted by Clarkie

https://twitter.com/OleOleMax/status...492779521?s=09

What the actual £#%&!?

£#%&! me

The lad just watching him.