Ole's Press Conference: Bournemouth

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Is he wearing blue nail varnish the absolute £#%&!ing whopper?

His midlife crisis is clearly deepening
What is a paper like the Guardian doing still employing this clown as correspondent to a football city as important as Manchester

To think we had Daniel Taylor covering our beat prior to this hack taking over
What a drop off

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

His midlife crisis is clearly deepening
What is a paper like the Guardian doing still employing this clown as correspondent to a football city as important as Manchester

To think we had Daniel Taylor covering our beat prior to this hack taking over
What a drop off

Why is Taylor regarded so highly here now? Was regularly sniding us 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Ranier Wolfcastle

Why is Taylor regarded so highly here now? Was regularly sniding us 10 years ago

He was but since he seems to have developed an affinity for the club as well as a good understanding of fan issues not just at United but more generally within football. He seemingly has great contacts both at the club and with the fanzines and may as well be Hugh McIlvanney next to the toothless tramp with the sentence structure of a fourteen year old that followed him.

Who is the £#%&!ing joke?

Looks like someone who get off'd in the first ten minutes of some shit Matrix knock off.

Originally Posted by Ranier Wolfcastle

Why is Taylor regarded so highly here now? Was regularly sniding us 10 years ago

Harsh on siders..........

Originally Posted by puressence

He’s been playing with a fracture for two months

So he’s basically played through an injury to win a new contract and soon as he signs a new five year deal he can’t play through it anymore?

Great.

£#%&!ing shit @#%&!.

Originally Posted by Clownbones

Who is the £#%&!ing joke?

Looks like someone who get off'd in the first ten minutes of some shit Matrix knock off.

That's best selling crime novelist Jamie Paradise.

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

Total running time: 21 seconds. Then cut to this melon



JP "You made a few mistakes at Cardiff..."

Ole" I made more than a few"

JP "I was being polite"

The neck on this illiterate spaz.

Jesus

He's got some neck.

I 100% swerve his articles. Very pretentious and poorly articulated. Like an insecure forrest Gump on coke.

Originally Posted by puressence

He’s been playing with a fracture for two months



He still doesn’t speak English and has been in England over ten years it’s a joke he’s captain .. yes peps a @#%&! but he makes his non English speaking players learn the language when they join

Valencias English is more than decent fwiw

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

"Ole…you’ve made such a big impact…in…in the space of a week really in terms of the perception of the team..and the results…and the way they’ve been achieved...but do you almost look at the situation and think..this is..not really real because we’re 6th in the league and there are problems that need to be addressed?"

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JP "You made a few mistakes at Cardiff..."

Ole" I made more than a few"

JP "I was being polite"

The neck on this illiterate spaz.

That Stone genuinely thinks of himself as a journalistic titan. Every word carefully enunciated with appropriate pauses, so nobody misses the importance of what he has to say. I know they're all mongs but he is on another level.

Originally Posted by dunk

I’d expect you already do.

Makes sense.

Originally Posted by puressence

He’s been playing with a fracture for two months

Liking Jones’ new nickname