Ole's Press Conference: Bournemouth

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Well yeah, hard not to see that as significant. Followed by our tame display in the FA cup final.

even if we had won the FA Cup that Sevilla tie was the day I abandoned team Mourinho, they were £#%&!ing garbage and we could easily have got past an equally poor Bayern side in the next round then who knows....he should have been sacked after that with his hatred of Pogba again costing us big time

Starting with Bogbrush just to "prove" a point

Forget how he plays....why is Valencia our captain? I don't think i've heard the @#%&! talk in a decade.

Originally Posted by dunk

A capitalist business looking to maximise revenue and minimise costs you say.. why has no-one thought of this before? are you expecting the club to be run as some philanthropic exercise for our enjoyment/benefit?

The real point doing, only thinking about those things on a short term basis is often self defeating.

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Starting with Bogbrush just to "prove" a point

and proving he was a complete @#%&! instead

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Forget how he plays....why is Valencia our captain? I don't think i've heard the @#%&! talk in a decade.

Not trying to be nasty here, but does Valencia speak English now ? He used to struggle with it if I remember

Wonder if Tony V is captain becsuse he was one of Fergies oldest stalwarts. Whilst I’m happy about harking back to the good old days we’ve got to look forward - the good old days were great but that’s what they are - old.

I’d say he’s Captain because Mourinho made him Captain and it’s better not to £#%&! with these things to a large extent.

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Wonder if Tony V is captain becsuse he was one of Fergies oldest stalwarts. Whilst I’m happy about harking back to the good old days we’ve got to look forward - the good old days were great but that’s what they are - old.

I think it's more to do with the fact that there's nobody else better.

remember solkjaer's role isn't to come in and start doing anything revolutionary, it's a steadying of the ship.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I think it's more to do with the fact that there's nobody else better.

remember solkjaer's role isn't to come in and start doing anything revolutionary, it's a steadying of the ship.

should be Pogba imo just for the piss boiling everywhere

Smalling with a “sore foot”...



Has the useless £#%&!er played since Woodward gave him a five £#%&!ing year contract?

Originally Posted by AK14

Smalling with a “sore foot”...



Has the useless £#%&!er played since Woodward gave him a five £#%&!ing year contract?

quite glad he hasn't tbh could do with him being out for another few weeks

Originally Posted by AK14

Smalling with a “sore foot”...



Has the useless £#%&!er played since Woodward gave him a five £#%&!ing year contract?

Even stranger decision given what has happened since.

Originally Posted by AK14

Smalling with a “sore foot”...



Has the useless £#%&!er played since Woodward gave him a five £#%&!ing year contract?

another Rojo type extension

Originally Posted by dunk

It might not be the solution long term but is absolutely what is required after the miserable £#%&!ing virus that plagued the place for the last 2 1/2 years.

11 years, and you’re not that bad.

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Even stranger decision given what has happened since.

Why? It’s what the club does regardless of manager, because finance dictates rather than football.

Originally Posted by dunk

A capitalist business looking to maximise revenue and minimise costs you say.. why has no-one thought of this before? are you expecting the club to be run as some philanthropic exercise for our enjoyment/benefit?

If they don’t pull their finger out I may start supporting Tesco.

"Ole…you’ve made such a big impact…in…in the space of a week really in terms of the perception of the team..and the results…and the way they’ve been achieved...but do you almost look at the situation and think..this is..not really real because we’re 6th in the league and there are problems that need to be addressed?"

Total running time: 21 seconds. Then cut to this melon



JP "You made a few mistakes at Cardiff..."

Ole" I made more than a few"

JP "I was being polite"

The neck on this illiterate spaz.

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

"Ole…you’ve made such a big impact…in…in the space of a week really in terms of the perception of the team..and the results…and the way they’ve been achieved...but do you almost look at the situation and think..this is..not really real because we’re 6th in the league and there are problems that need to be addressed?"

Total running time: 21 seconds. Then cut to this melon



JP "You made a few mistakes at Cardiff..."

Ole" I made more than a few"

JP "I was being polite"

The neck on this illiterate spaz.

Is he wearing blue nail varnish the absolute £#%&!ing whopper?

Originally Posted by AK14

Smalling with a “sore foot”...



Has the useless £#%&!er played since Woodward gave him a five £#%&!ing year contract?

He’s been playing with a fracture for two months

Originally Posted by Albert Tatlock

Not trying to be nasty here, but does Valencia speak English now ? He used to struggle with it if I remember

He still doesn’t speak English and has been in England over ten years it’s a joke he’s captain .. yes peps a @#%&! but he makes his non English speaking players learn the language when they join

Originally Posted by Jammy Dodger

If they don’t pull their finger out I may start supporting Tesco.

I’d expect you already do.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Is he wearing blue nail varnish the absolute £#%&!ing whopper?

Probably trapped his finger while trying to tie his shoelaces. The frigging mouth breathing twonk.