Phil Jones comes back from training with England

That's our Guber!

Ffs Smalling

Originally Posted by Zorg

Ffs Smalling

I'm hearing a tragic dab celebration incident.

Originally Posted by Cream

I'm hearing a tragic dab celebration incident.

Close the window then.

Originally Posted by no fun

Think he tried but slipped and banged his head on the bedside cabinet

Seriously wish we'd just free the useless bastard.

Originally Posted by no fun

Think he tried but slipped and banged his head on the bedside cabinet

more likely sparked her out with a stray knee

Smalling stood on his toe.

Originally Posted by Vetch

Smalling stood on his toe.

For £#%&!'s sake it's hard to know which of them is the bigger liability.

Originally Posted by RedMenace

For £#%&!'s sake it's hard to know which of them is the bigger liability.

Don't think it's close - Jones has some talent and is brave.

Originally Posted by Vetch

Smalling stood on his toe.

As Sparky said a pair of clowns

Originally Posted by redhegemony

Don't think it's close - Jones has some talent and is brave.

His inability to control his limbs does detract from his overall skill set though but. I like the lad, but the ongoing Frankenstein impression is testing.

Manchester United legend Sir Bobby Charlton has said that Jones evoked memories of the late Duncan Edwards, "If you talk to Bobby Charlton," says Paddy Crerand, Charlton's team-mate in United's 1967–68 European Cup-winning team, "Phil Jones reminds him of Duncan Edwards with his power and build."[40]

In 2011, then England manager Fabio Capello compared Jones to former Milan and Italy captain Franco Baresi, and former Real Madrid and Spain captain Fernando Hierro.[41]

In 2013, Sir Alex Ferguson said of Jones, "Arguably, the way he is looking, he could be Manchester United's best ever player."[42]

Originally Posted by tatty

Manchester United legend Sir Bobby Charlton has said that Jones evoked memories of the late Duncan Edwards, "If you talk to Bobby Charlton," says Paddy Crerand, Charlton's team-mate in United's 1967–68 European Cup-winning team, "Phil Jones reminds him of Duncan Edwards with his power and build."[40]

In 2011, then England manager Fabio Capello compared Jones to former Milan and Italy captain Franco Baresi, and former Real Madrid and Spain captain Fernando Hierro.[41]

In 2013, Sir Alex Ferguson said of Jones, "Arguably, the way he is looking, he could be Manchester United's best ever player."[42]

He must be £#%&!ing brilliant in training when he's not crashing into somebody/something

Originally Posted by redhegemony

Don't think it's close - Jones has some talent and is brave.

True that he has more talent but if he's always injured what's the point of him? He's equally likely to injure one of our players too.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Him and Smalling are a pair of absolute clowns.

Originally Posted by jem

yup. in a thread about jones injuring himself in training, it is only fair to mention that smalling is a clown.

Originally Posted by Vetch

Smalling stood on his toe.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...-miss-10071151

Phil Jones may miss all NINE April games after being injured by Manchester United team-mate in England training
The defender has been sent back to his club with a suspected broken toe after "innocuous" challenge with Chris Smalling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

Smalling was aiming for his other foot

Originally Posted by andyroo

Smalling was aiming for his other foot

he was aiming for the ball. Really.

That's the frightening thing.