£#%&! sake - eldest lad started football training tonight

for Birkdale United under 7's. It's the very first training (if you can call it that) session and he's the only one there wearing a Utd shirt. The rest are dippers, 1 ciddy and a couple of Barca.

Anyhoo, everything is going well when he launches a 2 footed tackle on a £#%&!ing girl!!!! Takes her clean out, she's crying her eyes out and the whole place goes silent.

She was wearing a Liverpool shirt, so it's fair game really. NWAF

start em young i say

you should get together with no fun. i can't wait to see the state of this country in 20 years.

Originally Posted by wiganste

for Birkdale United under 7's. It's the very first training (if you can call it that) session and he's the only one there wearing a Utd shirt. The rest are dippers, 1 ciddy and a couple of Barca.

Anyhoo, everything is going well when he launches a 2 footed tackle on a £#%&!ing girl!!!! Takes her clean out, she's crying her eyes out and the whole place goes silent.
She was wearing a Liverpool shirt, so it's fair game really. NWAF

i really know i shouldnt......but im pissing myself here

Originally Posted by denis lawless

i really know i shouldnt......but im pissing myself here

I know. I'm laughing to myself now. What a £#%&!ing barmpot.

He doesn't half give scousers shit. He'll get me into trouble one day.

good lad, must have made you proud.

Originally Posted by Weekend Rockstar

good lad, must have made you proud.

Well, I'd rather it'd been a boy. But you know, it's a start

bet his mum is delighted.

Should be fun when the boot is on the other foot..........


Freezing cold Saturday morning, ickle Wiganste is bearing down on goal just about to score, when some snot nosed fullback takes him out, African cup of nation stylie tackle,

big Wiganste's response?...........methinks, fullbacks dad, brother and anybody else supporting opposing team nursing severe bruising.

It's true I tell thee, I was that soldier

You've raised him well.

Teaches the little girl right for trying to play football with the lads. Stick to net ball love!

Well done wiganste jnr - Scousebuster

Did he stand over her as she was bawling, acting like Sparky shouting 'Get up, you £#%&!ing girl!'?





He'd have been right.

Originally Posted by wiganste

Birkdale

sounds scouse

£#%&! it off

thank me later

Originally Posted by wiganste

for Birkdale United under 7's. It's the very first training (if you can call it that) session and he's the only one there wearing a Utd shirt. The rest are dippers, 1 ciddy and a couple of Barca.

Anyhoo, everything is going well when he launches a 2 footed tackle on a £#%&!ing girl!!!! Takes her clean out, she's crying her eyes out and the whole place goes silent.

She was wearing a Liverpool shirt, so it's fair game really. NWAF

nice one

at least we know our future support/team is in good shape.


I nominate you for Dad of the year

Know what you mean ste,my lads have played all over the north west for a local amateur kids team,i have had some proper £#%&!ing ding dongs with dads even heard one dad telling his lad to stud my lad.

Our Raz become the keeper,ffs he used to come of the pitch like he had gone ten rounds with Tyson,so i taught him the way keepers protect themselves ,stick yer knees up when they come in at you and when you go to save the ball lead with your legs and the best advice i gave him was to run out at em Schmeichel style.

Ste, that is £#%&!ing ace. I know where he gets it from.

expect a minute's silence next week and a petition to be doing the rounds before the month is out (or their giros are due, whichever is first).

Originally Posted by wiganste

for Birkdale United under 7's. It's the very first training (if you can call it that) session and he's the only one there wearing a Utd shirt. The rest are dippers, 1 ciddy and a couple of Barca.

Anyhoo, everything is going well when he launches a 2 footed tackle on a £#%&!ing girl!!!! Takes her clean out, she's crying her eyes out and the whole place goes silent.

She was wearing a Liverpool shirt, so it's fair game really. NWAF

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Did he stand over her as she was bawling, acting like Sparky shouting 'Get up, you £#%&!ing girl!'?





He'd have been right.

You two made me laff.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Did he stand over her as she was bawling, acting like Sparky shouting 'Get up, you £#%&!ing girl!'?





He'd have been right.

He said to her

"Take that you @#%&!. Don't ever stand over me and accuse me of cheating with my homework. And tell your mate Melissa there's some for her too. Stick it up your %@#$&!s"


Maybe