Ashley Cole to United?

Would you have him here?

Rumor: Sir Alex Ferguson is ready to make a shock move and take Ashley Cole on a free transfer.

depends

if his ex wife turned up at a game, approached me outside LMC and said " look I know its unusual that I am asking a much older scruffy @#%&! to £#%&! me, but come on Im gagging for it, lets get the bus to the hilton where Im staying, you can do me up the gary as well" then yes


otherwise, no....the £#%&!ing cockney bling @#%&! can £#%&! off

to sit on the bench?

Getting on but more reliable than Evra right now. Typical mind games though.

so would we be shipping rio out then as well?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

so would we be shipping rio out then as well?

off to west ham

Epic @#%&!. Great player.

Anybody that gets in the way of Fabio's return and future captaincy of the first 11 needs to £#%&! right off. Especially if they are a gobshite @#%&!.

Originally Posted by no fun

the £#%&!ing cockney bling @#%&! can £#%&! off

This.

good left back. @#%&! of most epic proportions that i'd sooner not win the league for the duration of his life than see him wearing a united shirt. if i ever met him in real life i'd punch him straight in the face.

after the welsh poison dwarf anything is possible

he stands out as an awful awful @#%&! even among the group of uber @#%&!s that comprise the premier league. a dreadful human being who proves the non-existence of both god and natural justice.

Originally Posted by irk

he stands out as an awful awful @#%&! even among the group of uber @#%&!s that comprise the premier league. a dreadful human being who proves the non-existence of both god and natural justice.

Sounds perfect. Sign him up Freggles.

Originally Posted by believe

good left back. @#%&! of most epic proportions that i'd sooner not win the league for the duration of his life than see him wearing a united shirt. if i ever met him in real life i'd punch him straight in the face.

This.

You've got to draw the line somewhere.

Hail, the @#%&! of @#%&!s.

Can't think of a player I'd less like to see wear the shirt. He is such a grade a @#%&!, it's breathtaking.

Probably worth an additional 5+ points a season on his own in his prime, but still wouldn't want him.

rather we played with 10 men, than have this £#%&!er stink out the place

Originally Posted by ziggyman17

rather we played with 10 men, than have this £#%&!er stink out the place

can i copy this for the rooney/valencia/van persie/de gea/evra/vidic/ferdinand/rafael/giggs/scholes/nani/anderson thread?

''you can't speak to JT like that''

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

''you can't speak to JT like that''

probably the most cringeworthy statement ever uttered in the history of @#%&!kind