Bug fixes for humans 2.0

Saw something online for this earlier, can't find now.. Anyhow :

*restructure lower back to remove structural weakness
* fix the feel like you're falling and running in treacle when dreaming
*put testicles well inside the body out of harms way
*stop ear hair growth to avoid embarrassment /time burden maintenance
* alt f4 shortcut by tapping elbow twice

F5 reload to last savepoint would be nice

*eradicate need to post stealth ‘things you don’t like’ threads

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

*eradicate need to post stealth ‘things you don’t like’ threads

Believe has just bolted upright in a sweat sonewhere

* snide functionality directed onto new posts eradicated from frontal lobes

Originally Posted by est.1878

* fix the feel like you're running in treacle when dreaming

I always run backwards in my dreams, miles faster than forwards.

Think I learnt that from finding it quicker to run backwards than forward in a swimming pool as a nipper.

Originally Posted by Ted7

I always run backwards in my dreams, miles faster than forwards.

Think I learnt that from finding it quicker to run backwards than forward in a swimming pool as a nipper.

Will try this, thanks

Any workaround for the repeated anxiety dream that I turn up late at old Trafford taking a wrong turn in traffotd Park and the stewards don't let me in?

Originally Posted by est.1878

Will try this, thanks

Any workaround for the repeated anxiety dream that I turn up late at old Trafford taking a wrong turn in traffotd Park and the stewards don't let me in?

I used to get a similar one repeatedly, I'd roll up 5 minutes late to a Sunday league game but I could never get my shinpads and boots on before the game finished.

fix that brain crash we all have when we walk into each other in the supermarket for example.

we both go the same way at least twice before passing each other.

“thanks for the dance”

Originally Posted by Joe Biden

I used to get a similar one repeatedly, I'd roll up 5 minutes late to a Sunday league game but I could never get my shinpads and boots on before the game finished.

I'll have that one tonight now, thanks

Originally Posted by Stickman

fix that brain crash we all have when we walk into each other in the supermarket for example.

we both go the same way at least twice before passing each other.

“thanks for the dance”

Is this affecting all humans or just intellectually challenged ones?

(do my shopping 930 at night to avoid potential horrors like this)

Originally Posted by est.1878

Will try this, thanks

Any workaround for the repeated anxiety dream that I turn up late at old Trafford taking a wrong turn in traffotd Park and the stewards don't let me in?

Just set off a little earlier.

A bit like making new online payments with a banking app, a series of checks and balances asking “are you sure you want to do this” as you’re about to have sex with somebody.

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

A bit like making new online payments with a banking app, a series of checks and balances asking “are you sure you want to do this” as you’re about to have sex with somebody.

Blood alcohol monitoring, set your own trigger level, that locks thumb into not working so no drunk texting