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Unread 27-11-2022, 11:03 AM
est.1878
 
Post Bug fixes for humans 2.0

Saw something online for this earlier, can't find now.. Anyhow :

*restructure lower back to remove structural weakness
* fix the feel like you're falling and running in treacle when dreaming
*put testicles well inside the body out of harms way
*stop ear hair growth to avoid embarrassment /time burden maintenance
* alt f4 shortcut by tapping elbow twice
 
Unread 27-11-2022, 11:04 AM
Drexl
 
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F5 reload to last savepoint would be nice
 
Unread 27-11-2022, 11:06 AM
Chris Quayd
 
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*eradicate need to post stealth ‘things you don’t like’ threads
 
Unread 27-11-2022, 11:10 AM
est.1878
 
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*eradicate need to post stealth ‘things you don’t like’ threads


Believe has just bolted upright in a sweat sonewhere

* snide functionality directed onto new posts eradicated from frontal lobes
 
Unread 27-11-2022, 11:17 AM
Ted7
 
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* fix the feel like you're running in treacle when dreaming
I always run backwards in my dreams, miles faster than forwards.

Think I learnt that from finding it quicker to run backwards than forward in a swimming pool as a nipper.
 
Unread 27-11-2022, 11:20 AM
est.1878
 
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I always run backwards in my dreams, miles faster than forwards.

Think I learnt that from finding it quicker to run backwards than forward in a swimming pool as a nipper.
Will try this, thanks

Any workaround for the repeated anxiety dream that I turn up late at old Trafford taking a wrong turn in traffotd Park and the stewards don't let me in?
 
Unread 27-11-2022, 11:26 AM
Joe Biden
 
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Will try this, thanks

Any workaround for the repeated anxiety dream that I turn up late at old Trafford taking a wrong turn in traffotd Park and the stewards don't let me in?
I used to get a similar one repeatedly, I'd roll up 5 minutes late to a Sunday league game but I could never get my shinpads and boots on before the game finished.
 
Unread 27-11-2022, 11:28 AM
Stickman
 
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fix that brain crash we all have when we walk into each other in the supermarket for example.

we both go the same way at least twice before passing each other.

“thanks for the dance”
 
Unread 27-11-2022, 11:31 AM
est.1878
 
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I used to get a similar one repeatedly, I'd roll up 5 minutes late to a Sunday league game but I could never get my shinpads and boots on before the game finished.
I'll have that one tonight now, thanks

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fix that brain crash we all have when we walk into each other in the supermarket for example.

we both go the same way at least twice before passing each other.

“thanks for the dance”
Is this affecting all humans or just intellectually challenged ones?

(do my shopping 930 at night to avoid potential horrors like this)
 
Unread 27-11-2022, 11:32 AM
Ted7
 
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Will try this, thanks

Any workaround for the repeated anxiety dream that I turn up late at old Trafford taking a wrong turn in traffotd Park and the stewards don't let me in?
Just set off a little earlier.
 
Unread 27-11-2022, 12:39 PM
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A bit like making new online payments with a banking app, a series of checks and balances asking “are you sure you want to do this” as you’re about to have sex with somebody.
 
Unread 27-11-2022, 12:55 PM
est.1878
 
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A bit like making new online payments with a banking app, a series of checks and balances asking “are you sure you want to do this” as you’re about to have sex with somebody.


Blood alcohol monitoring, set your own trigger level, that locks thumb into not working so no drunk texting
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