Manchester United Football Club could finally be sold by its American owners

Come on You Reds as all new iPhones default ringtone

Originally Posted by Jethro

Come on You Reds as all new iPhones default ringtone

Only in incognito mode

Originally Posted by Zorg

https://twitter.com/UtdFaithfuls/sta...tNdCYefEhXFpNA

Maybe they'd constantly update the team, making it gradually slower each time.

Maybe they could come up with a thin plastic veneer they could put over Martial, so he doesn’t break every time he falls to the floor.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Apple are interested apparently.

Trying to pip Ratcliffe to the post.

Apple? Core, just imagine.

gladys knight will open the stadium

New manager: Jim 'Granny' Smith.

it's actually a wonderful strategic fit imho.

Wonder what the de-cider will be?

Another big corporation just wanting their slice of the pie.

Hopefully they'll invest heavily so that OT won't continue to crumble

Imagine the seethe from the scousers if they bought us?

Get U2 to sing the team onto the pitch every game

A proper company not an oil regime would be the best output

It will be amusing if we get mega rich owners watching the outpouring of anger.

Our rivals and the abus have had it good.

Originally Posted by wiganste

Imagine the seethe from the scousers if they bought us?

the thoughts of them and the divs desperately on the phone to 3 or EE trying to get out of their contracts and switch to a Samsung phone is quite amusing.

This is all based upon the writer from the Daily Star isnt it?

There's more chance of Mr Bean buying us than Apple. What a load of %@#$&!s.

What will it mean for our core support?

Originally Posted by Ethers

Be quiet pal, the adults are talking.

Chelsea

A middle-aged man with the emotional maturity of a 12 year-old

Looking forward to each day and each new ridiculous link 👍

Originally Posted by Ethers

Be quiet pal, the adults are talking.

Chelsea

Come on pal, Chelsea is in West London.

West. London. We can't compete with that shit.

Originally Posted by Wayne Jenkins

A middle-aged man with the emotional maturity of a 12 year-old

Emotional maturity it’s pixels on a screen pal, who on earth is getting into their emotions on here?

Apparently Apple are interested in us as a 2nd option after missing out on Chelsea btw