The Tories are at it already

...before they are even in power. Brown may have saved the world but these c***s can just rewrite history. Not exactly WMD's in 40 mins I know but if his staff can't be trusted over something as trivial as that......?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/7884121.stm

chancer

someone makes a witty and topical analogy in his international duties as PM

and some smug chinless no-mark not only fails to understand what has been said, but also suddenly discovers himself to be an expert capable of speaking with authority on a point of fact that's been contested for hundreds of years

ycnmiu

I love MPs, me. They work so hard working together on crucial issues and hardly ever waste precious hours, days or weeks concentrating on petty squabbling about f*** all.

just goes to prove my previously held view that all politicians are c***s

At least they got the modifications right.

This bunch of Labour MPs would have f***ed it up and made him die even younger

Originally Posted by red red robbo

At least they got the modifications right.

This bunch of Labour MPs would have f***ed it up and made him die even younger

I think the tories didn't they? Didn't they make him 82?

Originally Posted by dodger

I think the tories didn't they? Didn't they make him 82?

That's because two lots did it separately

One of them used a PC at Tory central office as well. Not too bright that

Aren't there more important issues going on than wehether some Italian c**ksmoker was 82, 86 or 91 when he died. Pathetic stuff from Cameron.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

Aren't there more important issues going on than wehether some Italian c**ksmoker was 82, 86 or 91 when he died. Pathetic stuff from Cameron.

Such as?

Originally Posted by dodger

Such as?

Dunno, global economic meltdown, 2 wars, "Mr Flicks" ruining United, bit of bad weather.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

Dunno, global economic meltdown, 2 wars, "Mr Flicks" ruining United, bit of bad weather.

ah

Boy: Dad, what's politics?

Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the management. Mum receives most of it so we'll call her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son?

Boy: I still don't understand dad.

Dad: Think about it for a while son.

That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he's soiled his nappy. He goes to tell his mum but she's asleep he goes in to the m**** room but she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can here him.

The next day...

Son: Dad I understand politics now.

Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words son.

Son: The management is screwing the working class while the government's fast asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is full of SHIT!

Originally Posted by denis lawless

Boy: Dad, what's politics?

Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the management. Mum receives most of it so we'll call her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son?

Boy: I still don't understand dad.

Dad: Think about it for a while son.

That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he's soiled his nappy. He goes to tell his mum but she's asleep he goes in to the m**** room but she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can here him.

The next day...

Son: Dad I understand politics now.

Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words son.

Son: The management is screwing the working class while the government's fast asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is full of SHIT!