If there was one question you could ask….

…and the person you asked had to tell you the truth assuming they knew….what question would you ask and who would you direct the question to?

Anyone from history to the present day but has to be a real person ie not God. Jesus fine assuming there was such a bloke.

Barm or muffin is the obvious ‘great question of our time’ but who would you ask to answer that?

Think I’ve also done ‘if you could have the answer to any one question, what question would it be’ but I’ve twisted my melon with this.

Defo drexl 1878 toes with this one but hay ho.

Can I have two?

Lee Harvey Oswald…..did you shoot JFK, and if so were you acting alone?

Geordie bird in Ibiza 1982…..if I had turned up to meet you as planned and not fallen asleep like the absolute c*** that I am, would we have gone on to have a long term relationship?

Probably a religious one for me:

St Bernadette: did you really see Mary 18 times at Lourdes, or did you make it up?

Originally Posted by Drexl

Probably a religious one for me:

St Bernadette: did you really see Mary 18 times at Lourdes, or did you make it up?

I can answer that

Myself in the mirror - Why did you open this thread .

I'd ask the scotch fella what he did with the body.

Originally Posted by no fun

I can answer that

she might have been wummed tbf

Epstein- who killed you?

Maxwell - the same question.

Originally Posted by redhegemony

Epstein- who killed you?

Maxwell - the same question.

Probably the same person

Originally Posted by no fun

Can I have two?

Lee Harvey Oswald…..did you shoot JFK, and if so were you acting alone?

Geordie bird in Ibiza 1982…..if I had turned up to meet you as planned and not fallen asleep like the absolute c*** that I am, would we have gone on to have a long term relationship?

Isn’t that three? (but that’s not my one before anyone asks)

Originally Posted by redhegemony

Epstein- who killed you?

Maxwell - the same question.

and that’s two. I think mine must be “don’t they teach maths anymore”?

Originally Posted by avocado

Isn’t that three? (but that’s not my one before anyone asks)



and that’s two. I think mine must be “don’t they teach maths anymore”?

The answer to all three is the same anyway, “if you believe that, I’ve some magic beans for sale you might be interested in”

Why are there so many private hire cabs from Wolverhampton in Manchester every day?

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Why are there so many private hire cabs from Wolverhampton in Manchester every day?

it’s a money spinner for the council in Wolverhampton. Will give a licence to anyone that will pay. You don’t have to be licenced by your local authority.

Originally Posted by avocado

it’s a money spinner for the council in Wolverhampton. Will give a licence to anyone that will pay. You don’t have to be licenced by your local authority.

I know you don't have to be licensed in Manchester to drive here, i just wanted to know why every c*** in Wolverhampton is here every day driving very very badly.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

I know you don't have to be licensed in Manchester to drive here, i just wanted to know why every c*** in Wolverhampton is here every day driving very very badly.

It’s Manchester drivers with a Wolverhampton licence ……

Originally Posted by avocado

It’s Manchester drivers with a Wolverhampton licence ……

Lots from Sefton too

Mine would be: any last words, Joel?

To McCartney:

did you make all those shit records just to annoy Lennon?

To my wife:

“Would you mind being specific with what I’ve done wrong this time?”