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Unread 24-11-2022, 02:34 PM
Poop
 
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Not the Brazilian Fred, but rather us on here, how would we run the club and more importantly what roles would each of us assume?

I started this thread so obviously I'm calling dibs on the top job at Utd, tending to the ladies dressing room

Throw your hats into the ring gentlemen, with us running the show Utd will be on top of the world in no time.
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 02:35 PM
Joe Biden
 
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Center forward.
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 02:35 PM
Parlabane
 
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Dunk - a shoe in for goal keeper coach
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 02:36 PM
waynes ear's
 
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Would sort the d***heads out on the bars first. And charge mates rates for fredsters
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 02:37 PM
Drexl
 
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Quite fancy being the new improved body popping fred the red aarmed with a tee shirt cannon
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 02:37 PM
Poop
 
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Would sort the d***heads out on the bars first. And charge mates rates for fredsters
That that inude me, maye?
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 02:37 PM
Chris Quayd
 
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Armers leading press comms, shades of the Fergie years dishing out bans to reporters who act up
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 02:41 PM
Jethro
 
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Match day playlist curator
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 02:47 PM
My Name is Heath
 
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Jem and tatty dealing with visas.

I'll be in charge of African Reds.

Jack Duckworth - De-escalation of Beefs Director
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 02:49 PM
Chris Quayd
 
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Bring back Stan_tier2 to scout young talent
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 02:50 PM
Sapien
 
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Boxybate - women's team physio
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 02:54 PM
BarryX
 
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Bagsy an assistant writer's role on Utd Review.
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 02:55 PM
Lok
 
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I'd like to be in charge of assessign players' mentalities before the club commits to purchasing them.

I can spot a fanny a mile away.
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 02:59 PM
Seamus
 
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I would quite like a seat on the board and do f*** all but get a dividend every year

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Boxybate - women's team physio
I saw a thread on twitter about him where some allegedly a young female fan had to go to the police about his alleged stalking form
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 03:00 PM
n48
 
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Head power apps officer
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 03:03 PM
Chris Quayd
 
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Sparky could do motivational team talks
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 03:05 PM
Seamus
 
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Sparky could do motivational team talks
I had him driving the team bus
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 03:14 PM
windy waffles
 
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I'd be Fred the Red.
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 03:23 PM
Sloppy
 
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Paulparkerspubes serving champers in vip.
 
Unread 24-11-2022, 03:26 PM
My Name is Heath
 
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chorlton74 in charge of heating. Will save a fortune.

Ethers in charge of the shop
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