If Fred bought Utd...

Not the Brazilian Fred, but rather us on here, how would we run the club and more importantly what roles would each of us assume?

I started this thread so obviously I'm calling dibs on the top job at Utd, tending to the ladies dressing room

Throw your hats into the ring gentlemen, with us running the show Utd will be on top of the world in no time.

Center forward.

Dunk - a shoe in for goal keeper coach

Would sort the d***heads out on the bars first. And charge mates rates for fredsters

Quite fancy being the new improved body popping fred the red aarmed with a tee shirt cannon

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

Would sort the d***heads out on the bars first. And charge mates rates for fredsters

That that inude me, maye?

Armers leading press comms, shades of the Fergie years dishing out bans to reporters who act up

Match day playlist curator

Jem and tatty dealing with visas.

I'll be in charge of African Reds.

Jack Duckworth - De-escalation of Beefs Director

Bring back Stan_tier2 to scout young talent

Boxybate - women's team physio

Bagsy an assistant writer's role on Utd Review.

I'd like to be in charge of assessign players' mentalities before the club commits to purchasing them.

I can spot a fanny a mile away.

I would quite like a seat on the board and do f*** all but get a dividend every year

Originally Posted by Sapien

Boxybate - women's team physio

I saw a thread on twitter about him where some allegedly a young female fan had to go to the police about his alleged stalking form

Head power apps officer

Sparky could do motivational team talks

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

Sparky could do motivational team talks

I had him driving the team bus

I'd be Fred the Red.

Paulparkerspubes serving champers in vip.

chorlton74 in charge of heating. Will save a fortune.

Ethers in charge of the shop