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Old 10-09-2018, 12:37 AM
Buck
 
Default If you ever needed proof that football journalism is a pathetic profession

Jose Mourinho’s evening at Wembley on Saturday night... as imagined by Sportsmail's Adam Crafton...

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Ah, Wembley. ‘Isn’t it beautiful, Aitor?,’ I say, nudging the Nottingham Forest manager and my former Real Madrid assistant Aitor Karanka. ‘You remember I won here in the FA Cup semi-final against Tottenham in April?’

Aitor nods. ‘But you did lose here, Jose, in the final against Chelsea. And against Tottenham in January.’

It is too early in the evening to invoke Friedrich Hegel so I grunt and shrug. Anyway, as Aitor knows all too well, Jose only wins, it’s the players who lose.

The players are walking out. Three Lions are marked out on the pitch before the game. Must be for Jose’s three (Yes, THREE) Premier Leagues at Chelsea? Or maybe Manchester United’s famous treble? Not 1999. No, no, no. The famous 2017, when I - OK, we - lifted the Community Shield, Carabao Cup and Europa League. I stand up, pirouette and present three fingers to the directors box. Jose is special.

Zlatan texts: ‘Watching England. Three Lions? I am the one true lion.’
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...d-Wembley.html
 
Old 10-09-2018, 12:52 AM
sa7
 
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Utterly tragic.

This is the cunt who “wrote” it. If he isn’t a paedo or some other kind of sex offender then I don’t know who is

 
Old 10-09-2018, 12:58 AM
Poop
 
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Jesus, what a revolting little bastard.

Looks like his face was repeatedly smashed against the headboard of his bed as he was being nonced from behind as a kid. At least I hope he was, the deformed CUNT.
 
Old 10-09-2018, 03:21 AM
Stickman
 
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looks like an extra from Orange is the new black.
 
Old 10-09-2018, 07:09 AM
Switching Off
 
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Utterly tragic.

This is the cunt who “wrote” it. If he isn’t a paedo or some other kind of sex offender then I don’t know who is

What a fucking gimp
 
Old 10-09-2018, 08:48 AM
Vedder
 
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Jesus, what a revolting little bastard.

Looks like his face was repeatedly smashed against the headboard of his bed as he was being nonced from behind as a kid. At least I hope he was, the deformed CUNT.
 
Old 10-09-2018, 09:10 AM
TheFatGoth
 
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Old 10-09-2018, 09:28 AM
Cream
 
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Oh my god.
 
Old 10-09-2018, 09:38 AM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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Dream job.

wake up, make something up, stand behind your lie and email it in.
 
Old 10-09-2018, 11:02 AM
Buck
 
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Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex View Post
Dream job.

wake up, make something up, stand behind your lie and email it in.
I'm all for dignity of labour but this is too far...





3 years to get a degree and you come out with this shit
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