Best footballer on the forum

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

You play professional football, right now ?

Not professional. But paid.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Not Bury....

Who was it?

Originally Posted by Stickman

Not professional. But paid.

If you're paid it means you're professional. Or semi-professional. Who do you play for?

Originally Posted by Stickman

Not professional. But paid.

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

Who was it?



If you're paid it means you're professional. Or semi-professional. Who do you play for?

Macclesfield....

Originally Posted by marlo

me and it’s not even close.

I’ve played with lukaku, pogba, nasri, benzema, tomori, chamakh, dele ali, and others and not looked out of place.

Ballboy doesn't count you £#%&!ing bullshitting lump of shit.

Robbie Savage Ego Trip FC? Look forward to the documentary

By the by, you can be amateur and still paid very well...

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

Who was it?



If you're paid it means you're professional. Or semi-professional. Who do you play for?

Not in Melbourne. Couple leagues under semi pro are paid. State league 3

Originally Posted by MrBishi

Robbie Savage Ego Trip FC? Look forward to the documentary

By the by, you can be amateur and still paid very well...

Correct, I’ve known good strikers in the highest amateur league picking up a few hundred quid a game for teams with well off owners trying to get up to semi pro.

Originally Posted by puressence

Can confirm believe and the lad who always had the white hat on his head are £#%&!ing awful footballers

Don’t even get me started. Bullshitting for years about managing an elite team and make me drive 20 miles to climb through an hole in a fence to a school field and kick about with some of the worse footballers I’ve ever seen

The criteria for posting on this forum must be at the highest level on the internet.

Originally Posted by believe

Don’t even get me started. Bullshitting for years about managing an elite team and make me drive 20 miles to climb through an hole in a fence to a school field and kick about with some of the worse footballers I’ve ever seen

The criteria for posting on this forum must be at the highest level on the internet.

Most I’ve laughed at a post in ages

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

Holymackereldoodlenonceon wins this hands down, the absolute uncle fester bastard.

Uncle fester you cheeky @#%&!

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

I'm assuming Bury? They had a good youth set-up. You did better than me. I played 45 minutes in an u-16 friendly. I never heard back.

Had a trial match at Bolton too. Spent longer getting there and back than playing. They didn't ask me back.

This sounds a bit like my experience too. Played for Oldham town team - we used to do okay against St Helens, Bury etc. but would always get tonked against Manchester (Remi Moses, George Oghani?) Had trials for Stockport and WBA but in both matches I was played in midfield, despite being a striker. Neither club asked me back, and my recollection too is that the bus journeys were longer than my playing time.

So, would I make the Fred best XI? If it was 1974 then possibly, but right now I would struggle to be a coach - a bit like United’s.

No idea who the best player on here is, so I’ll give a proxy vote to suedeshoes for bringing back a memory

Wait. Marlo thinks he’s the best at something, and that he knows more than anyone? That can’t be right, that’s proper out of character.

I think my Dads lasting memory of me as a footballer was him taking me to Dennis Berkgamp’s football camp in Wembley and me sitting down on the pitch mid game cos I’d had enough

Originally Posted by believe

Don’t even get me started. Bullshitting for years about managing an elite team and make me drive 20 miles to climb through an hole in a fence to a school field and kick about with some of the worse footballers I’ve ever seen

The criteria for posting on this forum must be at the highest level on the internet.

Was that the game with Earsy in goal? Remember a photo on here of the teams lined up. iirc one player was wearing shades

Originally Posted by shenwen

Was that the game with Earsy in goal? Remember a photo on here of the teams lined up. iirc one player was wearing shades

No, two different occasions. We even had to keep stopping to let the bloke cut the grass

Originally Posted by shenwen

Was that the game with Earsy in goal? Remember a photo on here of the teams lined up. iirc one player was wearing shades

that was up at Leeds with Tufty and Wiganste. I'd been to Sankeys the night before

iirc I was due to be the midfield general I was drafted in to be but the keeper didnt show up so I got roped in, made one point blank wonder save but pretty sure I gave a penalty away as well

great times

Originally Posted by HolyMackrelDoodleBonkon

Uncle fester you cheeky c***

getting old now pal, did Cozdog play a bit as well? Just remember you being rather good

Originally Posted by marlo

me and it’s not even close.

I’ve played with lukaku, pogba, nasri, benzema, tomori, chamakh, dele ali, and others and not looked out of place.

I bet you have.

Originally Posted by marlo

me and it’s not even close.

I’ve played with lukaku, pogba, nasri, benzema, tomori, chamakh, dele ali, and others and not looked out of place.

I really don’t understand why you’re so unpopular on here.

Originally Posted by marlo

Had sprained my ankle by then.

I repeat it’s not even close.

I’ve played with the best in the world. Not just a few ex pros....

Playing with pros doesn’t make you decent vic

I’ve “jammed” guitar with a couple of famous musicians but I can just about manage smoke on the water

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

I really don’t understand why you’re so unpopular on here.

me neither. Dunno how anyone can dislike him

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

me neither. Dunno how anyone can dislike him

“How did I do, fellas?”

“Oh, erm, really good mate. Yeah, EASILY as good as any of us!”

“Knew it. Wait till the forum hears about this”