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Unread 01-02-2012, 01:30 PM
antonin jablonsky
 
Default The Butchers Bill - Injury updates

Thought i'd start a thread for this before it destroys the Tony V thread. Any news on this? I'll start, Cleverley will never play again.
 
Unread 01-02-2012, 01:31 PM
believe
 
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all back in two weeks
 
Unread 01-02-2012, 01:34 PM
JakeB
 
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Phil Jones' left ankle is actually progressing very well.

However, while treating it they unfortunately amputated his right leg just above the knee, and poked him in both eyes.
 
Unread 01-02-2012, 01:36 PM
antonin jablonsky
 
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Fergie: Phil Jones left ankle is progressing well

Journo: It was his right ankle that he injured wasn't it

Fergie: Banned.
 
Unread 01-02-2012, 01:41 PM
irk
 
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Anderson's approaching his ideal match weight

 
Unread 01-02-2012, 01:42 PM
JakeB
 
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Just been on that physioroom website for the first time to look at the injury table where they give the return dates. Looked a bit worrying:

De Gea
Lindegaard
Rooney
Nani
Jones
Anderson
Young
Fletcher
Vidic
Owen ..........
Cleverley
 
Unread 01-02-2012, 01:44 PM
believe
 
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So we've got eight players with broken arms, one with a sore arse and one with a permanent grin? What are the medical staff doing??
 
Unread 01-02-2012, 01:44 PM
captain scarlet
 
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Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky
Thought i'd start a thread for this before it destroys the Tony V thread. Any news on this? I'll start, Cleverley will never play again.
 
Unread 01-02-2012, 01:44 PM
JakeB
 
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Originally Posted by believe
So we've got eight players with broken arms, one with a sore arse and one with a permanent grin? What are the medical staff doing??
Wrestling.
 
Unread 01-02-2012, 01:45 PM
captain scarlet
 
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Originally Posted by JakeB
Phil Jones' left ankle is actually progressing very well.

However, while treating it they unfortunately amputated his right leg just above the knee, and poked him in both eyes.
 
Unread 01-02-2012, 01:49 PM
dunk
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JakeB
Just been on that physioroom website for the first time to look at the injury table where they give the return dates. Looked a bit worrying:

De Gea
Lindegaard
Rooney
Nani
Jones
Anderson
Young
Fletcher
Vidic
Owen ..........
Cleverley
Good team that.

Michael Owen, deary me...
 
Unread 01-02-2012, 02:00 PM
ReligiousRed
 
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CARRINGTON

 
Unread 01-02-2012, 02:10 PM
irk
 
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731

carrington
 
Unread 01-02-2012, 02:18 PM
TravellingRed
 
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Never heard of that place before. Some sickening stuff going on there, Jesus,

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Other incidents include being deprived of food and water to determine the length of time until death, being placed into high-pressure chambers until death, having experiments performed upon prisoners to determine the relationship between temperature, burns, and human survival, being placed into centrifuges and spun until dead, having animal blood injected and the effects studied, being exposed to lethal doses of x-rays, having various chemical weapons tested on prisoners inside gas chambers, being injected with sea water to determine if it could be a substitute for saline, being burned alive and buried alive
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Prisoners of war were subjected to vivisection without anesthesia.[11][13] Vivisections were performed on prisoners after infecting them with various diseases. Scientists performed invasive surgery on prisoners, removing organs to study the effects of disease on the human body. These were conducted while the patients were alive because it was feared that the decomposition process would affect the results.[11][14] The infected and vivisected prisoners included men, women, children, and infants.[15]

Prisoners had limbs amputated in order to study blood loss.[11] Those limbs that were removed were sometimes re-attached to the opposite sides of the body.[11] Some prisoners' limbs were frozen and amputated, while others had limbs frozen then thawed to study the effects of the resultant untreated gangrene and rotting.

Some prisoners had their stomachs surgically removed and the esophagus reattached to the intestines.[11] Parts of the brain, lungs, liver, etc. were removed from some prisoners
 
Unread 01-02-2012, 02:20 PM
antonin jablonsky
 
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Never heard of that place before. Some sickening stuff going on there, Jesus,
and what about at that Japanese torture facility?
 
Unread 01-02-2012, 02:31 PM
The Return of JC
 
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all round.

Storming start from this thread. Shame it'll inevitably end with fighting.
 
Unread 01-02-2012, 02:48 PM
antonin jablonsky
 
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Seems Jack Wilshere's decision to get tteated at United instead of Arsenal was ill judged.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/16761570

Harri Jaffa will be having a grief £#%&! at this news later.
 
Unread 06-02-2012, 11:25 AM
antonin jablonsky
 
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So, Cleverley back next Satdee? Jones? Smalling?
 
Unread 06-02-2012, 11:27 AM
armchair
 
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Maybe Smalling. No way Jones. And Clev has two weeks?
 
Unread 06-02-2012, 11:28 AM
antonin jablonsky
 
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Maybe Smalling. No way Jones. And Clev has two weeks?
Thought Clevers was likely to play tonight for the reserves if he wasn't in the squad yesterday?

What is wrong with Pip?
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