Official Match Thread. ... Man Utd V Swansea 12 pm Bt Sports

Could do with a dodgy pen here.

We're more likely to concede than score.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

Mourinho has been perfect though hey pal?

Grow up

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

Mourinho has been perfect though hey pal?

£#%&! me. Do you sit waiting for us to concede so you can score on the internet?

We were in complete control of the second half until that brainfart, but right on cue our composure completely disappears, absolute shite.

God I'm sick of seeing Young and his shit check back and whip in cross......zzzz

Wow we're really really shit. How are we 25 games unbeaten?

Absolutely shit response this

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

We were in complete control of the second half until that brainfart, but right on cue our composure completely disappears, absolute shite.

Yep

We were actually playing quite well

Then up steps our captain...

Bored of this.

Off.

Get the ball on the deck you shower of @#%&!s

Originally Posted by shenwen

£#%&! me. Do you sit waiting for us to concede so you can score on the internet?

Not at all. Just making a fair point.

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

We were in complete control of the second half until that brainfart, but right on cue our composure completely disappears, absolute shite.

Capt's composure you mean

Just expected Rooney to get angry at his own shitness and get sent off, actually did worse

Originally Posted by NegativeNorris

Wow we're really really shit. How are we 25 games unbeaten?

Because it's easy to draw around 75% of your games with a squad like ours. Any mong can do that.

Lastminutewinnersareus

Why is Rashford on set pieces? Anyone?

6 minutes added time, piss will be well and truly boiled if we were to score.

Gylffi round two.

The crowd knows we won't score