Today's other game. Spurz v Stewk

Kane on absolute fire. What a striker he is. 2-0 Spuz.

What a player Kane is.

What a forward he is.

Two genuinely top class finishes from Kane, a header away from the perfect hat-trick. The volume of goals he scores in the second half of seasons is very impressive as well, seems to bang them in for fun once it's a new year.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Kane on absolute fire. What a striker he is. 2-0 Spuz.

flash in the pan (see what I've done there)

hat trick

That's jammy as £#%&! tbf

What a man he is

We really should be breaking the bank to sign him once Zlatan retires

Another goal. Serious question, how close will he come to Alan Shearer's premier league record?

Originally Posted by Vedder

Another goal. Serious question, how close will he come to Alan Shearer's premier league record?

very. He's only 23

9 man stoke at the end?

£#%&! me, Stoke are absolutely pathetic. Do they only play well against United?

Hughes

Originally Posted by Sparky***

£#%&! me, Stoke are absolutely pathetic. Do they only play well against United?

2 points from 21 vs the top 6 before today

One season wonder apparently.....

Should be breaking the bank for Harry...

Originally Posted by Baron

Two genuinely top class finishes from Kane, a header away from the perfect hat-trick. The volume of goals he scores in the second half of seasons is very impressive as well, seems to bang them in for fun once it's a new year.

Great today but at the highest level has he got what it takes? Didn't rescue them midweek and that was against an average side.

Great to see the one season wonder and Jermaine jenas scoring 🙄🙄🙄

Originally Posted by puressence

Great to see the one season wonder and Jermaine jenas scoring 🙄🙄🙄

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Great today but at the highest level has he got what it takes? Didn't rescue them midweek and that was against an average side.

No. For the price you'd have to pay for the slack-jawed simpleton...

No thanks.