I broke someone's ankle at 7 a side

Last night. Just got a call from one of my team.

Feel pretty bad tbh. What do you reckon I should do?

Give him a ring and say sorry. He'll be grand in 6-8 weeks.

Break his other so at least he can't limp

Get him some comps for Starlight express and send him some skates........

I don't have his number but will strive to get it. He has 2 kids and obviously won't be working for a while.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Get him some comps for Starlight express and send him some skates........

Originally Posted by elephantstone

I don't have his number but will strive to get it. He has 2 kids and obviously won't be working for a while.

If he lives at the top of a hill maybe he could deliver groceries in a wheelchair to people downhill.

Originally Posted by elephantstone

I don't have his number but will strive to get it. He has 2 kids and obviously won't be working for a while.

Monday morning get him to take a bucket full of pain killers, drive him to work, then he can fall over in reception claiming he tripped over something, and claim from work and get sick pay. More more feeling guilty for Stoney, Job done, no need to tank me

tell him the ball was there, you think

tell him you know someone who had a hairline fracture of a rib and didnt have a single day off work, the soft @#%&!

tell him to start an attention seeking thread milking the injury as much as he can on whatever forum he frequents

Originally Posted by signed dc

tell him to start an attention seeking thread milking the injury as much as he can on whatever forum he frequents

tell him that as soon as he recovers he should go down to london and wander round soho punching anyone with a north east accent

send him a get well card a bottle of seven up and some fruit, tell him his insurance will cover him, if he doesnt have insurance tough shit, he shouldnt have put himself in harms way. also when he comes back to paly again smash him hard, first tackle. £#%&! him. not your fault he has brittle bones.

Go round and £#%&! his wife.

Originally Posted by elephantstone

Last night. Just got a call from one of my team.

Feel pretty bad tbh. What do you reckon I should do?

Depends whether it was a deliberate foul or not,breaks can happen so innocuously,i always remember yours on the way to a match,happened in slow motion.

Apologise & get someone else to hand over the apologetic bottle of whiskey.

Whatever you do, just don't felt-tip his ankle

No need to brag

The fa are reviewing the tackle it is thought vidic/evra/Rooney can all expect lengthy bans.

Cantona is to receive a lethal injection.

Offer yourself to him.