Jesseh Lingard.

Originally Posted by puressence

liverpool want jones

ffs, yeah right. Is this another one of your dead cert transfer stories?

West Ham makes sense. Moyes has history of getting some sort of tune out of absolute dog shit.

He'll just ask him to run about and clock a few more km than average and somehow make him look 100x better than he actually is.

Originally Posted by Maureens P45

ffs, yeah right. Is this another one of your dead cert transfer stories?

Originally Posted by puressence

"I've just seen Klopp and Jones drinking #cans on the forecourt before walking upto Macari's chippy to order Sausage, Chips and Curry, telling you lads, its ON!"

Originally Posted by puressence

liverpool want jones

To do what, rod the drains?

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

To do what, rod the drains?

Scare burglars

Originally Posted by Maureens P45

Tbf maybe I’m being unfair to Romero as he joined us when it looked like DDG was signing for Real Madrid

Jones and Rojo I have no sympathy for

Jones would have been decent mentored under Fergie shame really take your point about rojo thopugh

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His clothing line has apparently lost him 200k

Originally Posted by est.1878

His clothing line has apparently lost him 200k

And his shitness at football has lost him his place at United.

Everythings coming up Milhouse

Stunned that people didn’t want to spend hundreds of pounds to look like Lingard.

Not sure how he’ll cope with two weeks lost wages

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

Not sure how he’ll cope with two weeks lost wages

This.

It was also yet more exposure for brand Jesse.
Occasionally see him on Coca Cola ads and whatnot. Bizarre but true.

That's why I was sceptical as to his motivations for making public his family related travails. Instincts are to feel sorry for him, but it had PR job written all over it.

Let's face it, he's had ample time to turn things around. But instead of having faith in his abilities as a footballer, he concentrated on managing his decline.

Done ridiculously well out of it.

The avatar of our recent lowered standards.

He should have played as many games for us as Kieran Richardson.

wasn't that bad for us

he was just an annoying #@&%! which made it much worse

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

The avatar of our recent lowered standards.

He should have played as many games for us as Kieran Richardson.

I’m struggling to recall a bigger fraud in all my time supporting United. Not the worst player, but almost certainly the worst player to make an actual career here.

i've seen more of him advertising JBL headphones than playing football.

Originally Posted by silv

wasn't that bad for us

he was just an annoying #@&%! which made it much worse

He was in the sense that he played as much as he did, for so long.

He was the epitome of average and we all seemed to just accept it as ok. He had the occasional worldie and that decent spell under Jose when he bagged a few goals over a short spell, but he was otherwise an anonymous or mediocre in an area of the pitch that required something more.

modern version of The Brand. although i don't think he launched a failed clothing range days before you play the dippers away.

https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/850673410980151296/photo/1

Jesus, Cleverly, Richardson and Lingard. Should be a statue of them outside Old Trafford fans can shit and piss on.