United’s summer WARCHEST

https://twitter.com/utddistrict/status/1500243047866634240?s=21

£80m.

Good thing there aren’t 6 players leaving eh?

They’ll still try and spend it all on Rice. #@&%!s.

Garner, Hannibal, Shoretire, Mengi, Laird etc. are all going to have to get £#%&!ing good, £#%&!ing quick.

Originally Posted by dunk

They’ll still try and spend it all on Rice. #@&%!s.

Garner, Hannibal, Shoretire, Mengi, Laird etc. are all going to have to get £#%&!ing good, £#%&!ing quick.

None of them are anywhere even remotely good enough. We are £#%&!ed.

Good luck to whichever lemming is going to take over this shit show next season.

Six players leaving out of contract, and we barely going to have enough to sign one decent player

It’s not all bad news. Sevilla have seen enough of Martial to decide they don’t want him. So he’ll be coming back

Originally Posted by browser

It’s not all bad news. Sevilla have seen enough of Martial to decide they don’t want him. So he’ll be coming back

Genuinely hope we do spend it all on Rice btw.

Originally Posted by browser

It’s not all bad news. Sevilla have seen enough of Martial to decide they don’t want him. So he’ll be coming back

I think I speak for everyone here when I say how shocked I am that he’s failed to win them over with his dedication and hard work

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I think I speak for everyone here when I say how shocked I am that he’s failed to win them over with his dedication and hard work

We couldn’t shift Pereira and he was available for buttons with a low wage to boot. We’ll throw whatever it takes to renew the out of contract players, same as we do every season.

This is where the decline hits properly. We won't even finish in the top 4 for a few years.

You'd like to think its United leaking stuff to play the game in the transfer market and not get stung on prices but it's probably not.

Players leaving as well. Stuck with Martial.

80M

£#%&! me.

That’s one Harry Maguire.

Straight away this is a better approach than woodward's "we are united, it's like Disney Land, we can buy anyone we want"

I'd prefer they spend it all on chips rather than rice.

Originally Posted by Drexl

Straight away this is a better approach than woodward's "we are united, it's like Disney Land, we can buy anyone we want"

Yeah we’re more of a Pontins these days.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Yeah we’re more of a Butlins these days.

"Redcoats army"

Jessie would make a great redcoat tbh. And Pogba for that matter

Originally Posted by NedKelly

That’s one Harry Maguire.

… so that’s a positive.

£80m ….. what year do we think it is? …. Love the usual platitudes one week about ‘competing for the top trophies’ followed by a budget about as realistic as an old man at a bar ordering 4 drinks as he clutches a tenner.

We’ll do our usual trick of signing 1 or 2, while we fail to get rid of the usual crap and hail them as new signings and expecting a new lease of life them
Under whichever manager is stupid enough to take this job.

First nuclear war, now this

Why do people only believe what they want
To believe.

Originally Posted by puressence

Why do people only believe what they want
To believe.

Don’t believe it for a second.

We won’t bring in a new manager and shaft him straight away.

Originally Posted by ryanMUFC

Don’t believe it for a second.

We won’t bring in a new manager and shaft him straight away.

New to Moyes pal?

It’s a load of shite tbf. Budget goes up if we miss out on CL.

We need signings but we still should be able to do better with what we have.