Erik ten Hag

The bigger mystery is journalists believing they know more and are more insightful than those that are playing/managing or have played/managed and that what they say holds any weight or even any relevance.

Originally Posted by Patty_b

Why do journalists pretend like people in football are absolutely clueless about what's going on outside of their own club at the time? I don't get it.

Does he think that ETH got the Palace ground on Sunday not knowing who the £#%&! anybody is and where the club is at currently? Ok, the first time he meets Phil Jones he'll probably wonder why an apprentice groundsman is wearing a training kit, but I'm pretty sure when he signed on to be our manager he wasn't under the impression that we were the current Champions League holders and 30 points clear in the league.

Especially since it’s already been reported that he basically interviewed United and showed in-depth knowledge of the squad.

Most football journalists are terrible, they just rely on lazy clichés.

He's a big fan of one of our fredsters it seems

Originally Posted by Drexl

He's a big fan of one of our fredsters it seems

Danny Murphy wasn’t impressed

I’d be more worried if that #@&%! said he was a good appointment

Originally Posted by AK14

Danny Murphy wasn’t impressed

Probably based on the fact that the fans haven't found out his wife's name and wrote a collection of poems about him yet, he can't be that good.

Body language expert saying he lacks precision ffs
What's next, getting a dentists opinion on the condition of his newtons, "if he can't look after his teeth, how can he look after a team of grown men (and Lingard for another month)".

Originally Posted by Sparky***

And we’re off…

https://twitter.com/mailsport/status...lMhSIWbXc3NCCg

Christ, what a bullshit article. Of course his plans aren’t fully thought out, he’s been in the job a few days.

“He says 'I have a good feeling with people around me', suggesting someone who works on emotions and gut reaction rather than forensic planning.”

They say this about one of the most forensic planners in the game. Absolute nonsense article.

Originally Posted by Pop

Martin Samuel being a fat bitter bastard as usual.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ontenders.html

Yeah, luck played a part, but if Liverpool or anyone else benefited from such luck the fat c*** wouldn't have been as quick to mention it I'll bet.

Fat, scruffy, dirty looking sweaty arsed bastard.

“Liverpool got a clutch of injuries in one, important, position and played some of the season with their best central midfielders at centre half. Chelsea sacked their manager midway and ended up focusing on winning the Champions League. Tottenham were embroiled in one of those Jose Mourinho scorched earth campaigns; Arsenal were in yet another season of transition.”


None of that was luck. Weird how teams struggled in the most demanding season in history, and united handled it better than them.

The collapse in dressing room dynamics is primarily responsible for this season. Makes everything seem worse than it is. Sort that out quickly, and we’re automatically 10-20 points better off next season regardless of any struggles implementing ten hag’s way of playing.

Only question is, whether the dynamics above the manager allow him to do it.

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

Just seen the footwear...

an absolute drexl's breakfast of a shoe, nqat.

Hey up, Christian Louboutin has looged on.

https://twitter.com/ManUnitedZone_/status/1529106347563827200?s=20&t=l_UU-LU5EgEoyh0g_9wo6w

Lol @ his camera roll consisting purely of pics of him and his ratty little dog

£#%&!ing hate @#%&!s obsessed with their dog. Most overrated things on the planet. £#%&! dogs

Originally Posted by Vedder

£#%&!ing hate @#%&!s obsessed with their dog. Most overrated things on the planet. £#%&! dogs

Getting my people to send a lot of red your way.

Detest folk who can't cut memes and pictures, have some respect, camera roll out and everything....

Should be a good follow though to start dropping Erik pics at him, rent free

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Detest folk who can't cut memes and pictures, have some respect, camera roll out and everything....

Should be a good follow though to start dropping Erik pics at him, rent free

+1

Pure laziness/thickness.

Getting into the corporate side of things straight away. Great to see.

Looks like a successful pitch on Dragons Den.

Originally Posted by Vedder

£#%&!ing hate @#%&!s obsessed with their dog. Most overrated things on the planet. £#%&! dogs

Originally Posted by redhegemony

I wuv Miles.

I wuv u I wuv u

Originally Posted by measlyshark

Getting into the corporate side of things straight away. Great to see.

Looks like some random pisshead gatecrashing the place.

"Geeeaaarrrgghh! Ya f...ffu....£#%&!in bashtads. £#%&! off ye @#%&!sh. Jesush, me £#%&!in head" (etc)