Erling Haaland

Originally Posted by doudou

Shocked that the son of Allfie Inge Haaland looks like a bit of a freak

I had actually forgotten who his dad was - I'm sure he will be delighted if his lad joins us

Originally Posted by windy waffles

He is staying at RB until the end of the season

Right back? £#%&! off Ole

Is this a done deal for Jan then?

Originally Posted by Lodestar

Is this a done deal for Jan then?

Ask pure

Originally Posted by Lodestar

Is this a done deal for Jan then?

One thing that will happen if he signs.

He and James will form an incredibly fruitful partnership.

The number of top notch crosses James puts in and there is nobody there to put them away.... :-(

Dare I say it...…

It could be another symbiotic Rooney/Valencia situation.

He's the sort of Lee Chapman/Pat Butcher hybrid we need up front.

Berbatov has said we don't need him.

https://twitter.com/oddschanger/status/1207608260527673344?s=21

Originally Posted by Sparky***

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£#%&! him off. Do not line that fat £#%&!s pockets any more.

Buy Timo Werner, Sancho and Kai Havertz.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

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Can't we just do like in the films and pay him the money then shoot him and take the money back off him?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

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That big fat £#%&!ing shit eating £#%&!ing fat fat fat £#%&!. Christ I £#%&!ing hate him

What a fat greedy mess.

Imagine representing sportsman looking like that.

£#%&! him off. Hate to say it because the lad looks a talent. But anything to do with that fat shitebag needs to be left alone.

Originally Posted by d_knight

Ask pure

Dm me pol we can hug it out. Your acting very peculiar I understand it’s Xmas and your lonely

He looks £#%&!ing disgusting, as an actual human project, utterly vile.....

Originally Posted by Sparky***

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This fat scumbag has half the planet on his books.

A real greaseball. In another life he'd be a bent copper sniffing women's underwear. Would be great if someone dropped a piano on him.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

He looks £#%&!ing disgusting, as an actual human project, utterly vile.....

Harsh on Big Erling.

Originally Posted by Cream

Oh there'll be some sort of contract shenanigans. Signing on fees, agent bungs, a dishwasher manufacturer will emerge as the having signed his rights in 2014 etc.

Not sure these buyout clauses are ever honoured either.

As I tried to tell the idiot Ear's on the Werner Herzog thread, there's always hidden extras.

Isn't this Minimemo character a teammate of Hahaland? Announced for Liverpool. Imagine losing all that talent in one bump.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Harsh on Big Erling.

He's rattled but keeping it together.

Stay strong Viking warrior and godspeed.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

He looks £#%&!ing disgusting, as an actual human project, utterly vile.....

Mino? Agreed.

I'd love to know how the Dirties can just wander in, slap the cash down and walk off with what looks to be a ridiculously astute signing in the shape of this Minimeno or whatever fella while we consistently stand around looking like absolute #@&%!s before overpaying for any and everyone