City Comedy Collection 2022

Can't stand them nutmeg #@&%!s. You know for a fact in an actual game of football they spend half the time on their arse or losing the ball.

Why’s he dancing like will from the inbetweeners

Originally Posted by dunk

Can't stand them nutmeg #@&%!s. You know for a fact in an actual game of football they spend half the time on their arse or losing the ball.

Have we signed them all?

Originally Posted by dunk

Can't stand them nutmeg #@&%!s. You know for a fact in an actual game of football they spend half the time on their arse or losing the ball.

that's exactly why they do that shit.

If they were any good at actual football, they'd be footballers. They're all a bunch of "i was the best youth player in the country before i got injured" bullshitters as well.

Originally Posted by dunk

Can't stand them nutmeg #@&%!s. You know for a fact in an actual game of football they spend half the time on their arse or losing the ball.

I absolutely despise them, they’re all insufferable flutes.

Originally Posted by Ethers

I absolutely despise them, they’re all insufferable flutes.

Would’ve loved them to try it on Vinnie Jones or someone and just get £#%&!ing levelled.

Originally Posted by dunk

Would’ve loved them to try it on Vinnie Jones or someone and just get £#%&!ing levelled.

A bit like when Mick Harford stomped through one of those awful preplanned goal celebrations

https://twitter.com/footballcliches/status/896017350545346560?s=21&t=RBzfNNXES6e6fV785QrKxQ

Originally Posted by Arnold Muhren

A bit like when Mick Harford stomped through one of those awful preplanned goal celebrations
https://twitter.com/footballcliches/...S6e6fV785QrKxQ

Never seen that before, superb

Originally Posted by Arnold Muhren

A bit like when Mick Harford stomped through one of those awful preplanned goal celebrations
https://twitter.com/footballcliches/...S6e6fV785QrKxQ

Originally Posted by Arnold Muhren

A bit like when Mick Harford stomped through one of those awful preplanned goal celebrations
https://twitter.com/footballcliches/...S6e6fV785QrKxQ

Brilliant

Originally Posted by Arnold Muhren

A bit like when Mick Harford stomped through one of those awful preplanned goal celebrations
https://twitter.com/footballcliches/...S6e6fV785QrKxQ

Class

I see the 'City Football Group' is adding Palermo to its collection of football clubs. That's 11 of them now....

Originally Posted by Pop

I see the 'City Football Group' is adding Palermo to its collection of football clubs. That's 11 of them now....

Yet Sky weren’t allowed to buy us due to monopolies of something..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ily-break.html

Nudges her there like she's shepherding the ball out of play

Only need look at him to know he's a chav scumbag. Didn't his fat fishwoman mam have a punch up with a bloke in club too?

Seems obvious but I presume the bust up was over his hair style. Tbf to her, there’s only so long you could put up looking at that. You can tell she’s had to suppress her anger over it for ages now. But then he’s been swimming, his hair is wet which accentuates the ‘one flew over the cuckoo’s nest style’ and she’s only gone and £#%&!ing flipped her lid. Went apeshit. Demanded he do something about it or else.

He looks like he's had a back street lobotomy

Ferran Soriano - The Champions League is a trophy that we want, but we are not obsessed. People talk today about the success that Madrid have had in recent years, and I think it would be fair to say that they were lucky. Perhaps I could say that they deserved to lose against PSG, against Chelsea, against us and against Liverpool. We are patient, it is not an obsession, we will win it at the right time.

Oh right, biding your time are you? Didn't want to win it last year? You £#%&!ing bitter blue oil slurping @#%&!.

He's built like a PS2 character

https://twitter.com/ManCity/status/1549620117541109760?s=20&t=5ZkX0Sf2zjwSaIPWnIJbtw