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Unread 27-05-2022, 08:29 AM
Bobda
 
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He's caught in compromising positions more frequently than the Torys.

Aaron Wan-Binsackoff
 
Unread 27-05-2022, 08:35 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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Probably our worst squad player.

A defender that can't defend and offers nothing going forward....

A really really poor Valencia.
 
Unread 27-05-2022, 08:40 AM
Dr Stranger
 
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General criticism seems to be that heís a good defender but shit going forwards.

Heís not even a good defender. He has one good attribute. Heís a good tackler. Thatís it.

Heís about as far away from a modern day full back as you can get. City, Liverpool and Chelsea show that value of good full backs every week. Weíre light years behind with ours. £50m too. Jesus. Yet another catastrophic signing.
 
Unread 27-05-2022, 09:35 PM
Zorg
 
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Very impressed with this shiny-bonced slaphead so far. Makes all the right noises, seems full of passion and doesn't suffer fools. Nice.
 
Unread 27-05-2022, 09:38 PM
Sapien
 
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Very impressed with this shiny-bonced slaphead so far. Makes all the right noises, seems full of passion and doesn't suffer fools. Nice.
Agree with this. But the suit...
 
Unread 27-05-2022, 10:01 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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Very impressed with this shiny-bonced slaphead so far. Makes all the right noises, seems full of passion and doesn't suffer fools. Nice.
It appears others feel the same way. Iím sure itíll all change once the players meet him.

 
Unread 27-05-2022, 10:05 PM
History
 
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I like he's brought McClaren back. Great number 2 to have with him
 
Unread 27-05-2022, 10:12 PM
redhegemony
 
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You nailed it. AWB is Sterling's kryptonite, just like Anderson was to Fabregas.
Phil Neville to Hazard
 
Unread 27-05-2022, 10:13 PM
Poop
 
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He'll make a cracking devil at the club Halloween party. Has a satanic vibe about him.



Great marketing possibilities, probably why Utd hired him tbh.
 
Unread 27-05-2022, 10:17 PM
Drexl
 
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He looks like the Tenacious D devil. Got the same pants and everything

 
Unread 27-05-2022, 10:23 PM
History
 
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He looks like the Tenacious D devil. Got the same pants and everything

https://youtu.be/akTj8bAD4fY


Great shout

Great tune
 
Unread 27-05-2022, 10:28 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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He looks like the Tenacious D devil. Got the same pants and everything

https://youtu.be/akTj8bAD4fY
Whack it on merch, NOW, contacting my guy....
 
Unread 28-05-2022, 10:22 AM
Dr Stranger
 
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A manager who wants to sort the midfield.

 
Unread 28-05-2022, 10:24 AM
dunk
 
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https://twitter.com/unitedstandmufc/...xFiwxKvVCNf3rQ

A manager who wants to sort the midfield.

then in the next breath we want to sign 31 year old, injury prone NíGolo Kante Matic pt.2.

Get f***ed.
 
Unread 28-05-2022, 11:05 AM
Jammy Dodger
 
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Can he get any of Martial, Rashford, Maguire, and Shaw to perform?

If not we are going to struggle as we need a centre half, right back, winger and 3 midfielders already.
f*** martial, but he should be able to get something out of the other three. And if not, heíll f*** them off the following summer, if those above him have learnt their lesson.
 
Unread 28-05-2022, 11:57 AM
Dr Stranger
 
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then in the next breath we want to sign 31 year old, injury prone NíGolo Kante Matic pt.2.

Get f***ed.
I donít mind us signing a bit of experience, itís when itís our ONLY signing that itís an issue. This is where we end up totally reliant on the likes of Cavani and Matic.

If we can get De Jong or someone similar and then plump it out with Kante or Eriksen or some other cheaper option, I think thatís a darn good use of funds.
 
Unread 28-05-2022, 03:03 PM
shenwen
 
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I donít mind us signing a bit of experience, itís when itís our ONLY signing that itís an issue. This is where we end up totally reliant on the likes of Cavani and Matic.

If we can get De Jong or someone similar and then plump it out with Kante or Eriksen or some other cheaper option, I think thatís a darn good use of funds.
Same.

Let's just be happy he is actually going to sign any midfielders at all. He sees where our problems lie.

By the way, what's the deal with Athony? Looks a player but never gets mentioned? Already off somewhere else?
 
Unread 28-05-2022, 04:06 PM
Joe Biden
 
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f*** martial, but he should be able to get something out of the other three. And if not, heíll f*** them off the following summer, if those above him have learnt their lesson.
Martial is the best player out of all 4 of the shit c***s.
 
Unread 28-05-2022, 04:10 PM
goonlooca
 
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Favourite gif
 
Unread 30-05-2022, 12:51 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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Talk of £120m budget and any additional funds from sales.

Be nice to think we could get at least £30m for shifting some shit. Enough for some Timber.
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