Rashford

Originally Posted by Drexl

Join me lads: All stand and give him a round of applause

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status...284993/photo/1

ffs, state of that.

Utd should fine him £3million purely on the basis of being an absolute #@&%!.

Originally Posted by Drexl

Join me lads: All stand and give him a round of applause

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status...284993/photo/1

It’s like a Franklin’s Mint souvenir plate out of Viz

‘The lady resplendent in loose fitting stone wash jeans, the gentlemen, grabbing at her tender frame whilst sporting elasticated beige cargo pants. The embrace is lovingly caught whilst both figures stand on top of some week old porridge whilst cheap indoor pyrotechnics explode at the sides. The image is framed by mood candles and strategically placed electrical wiring.’

Nothing says romance better than 3x2 concrete paving slabs.

Strong, sturdy, reliable, dependable. Know what their job is and do it well. Every time.


They’re probably embarrassed to be in that picture with Rashford.

Starting to feel sorry for the lad. Appears very impressionable. Look at how Lingard got him dressed up in that JLingz clobber.

Must have some awful advisors.

"Engagement? Tell you what would look amazing Marcus...."

Originally Posted by shenwen

Starting to feel sorry for the lad. Appears very impressionable. Look at how Lingard got him dressed up in that JLingz clobber.

Must have some awful advisors.

"Engagement? Tell you what would look amazing Marcus...."

I think we're skimming over the most obvious driving force. His fiance.

All over her socials, getting all that attention over her engagement. Probably more than she ever dreamt of when she was growing up.

Good on her, hope she enjoys it.

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

It’s like a Franklin’s Mint souvenir plate out of Viz

‘The lady resplendent in loose fitting stone wash jeans, the gentlemen, grabbing at her tender frame whilst sporting elasticated beige cargo pants. The embrace is lovingly caught whilst both figures stand on top of some week old porridge whilst cheap indoor pyrotechnics explode at the sides. The image is framed by mood candles and strategically placed electrical wiring.’

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Very surprised a wythenshawe boy has got engaged

It’s usually pregnancy test/scarper or pregnancy test/marriage if she has brothers

https://mobile.twitter.com/utdismail_/status/1533412988379701248

Originally Posted by Joe Biden

https://mobile.twitter.com/utdismail...12988379701248

I'm clearly missing what this post is supposed to be about

Seems to be asking why someone is taking pics/video after politely asking them not to. Not sure what the issue would be?

Originally Posted by Joe Biden

https://mobile.twitter.com/utdismail...12988379701248

Nice watch

Originally Posted by dunk

Seems to be asking why someone is taking pics/video after politely asking them not to. Not sure what the issue would be?

This.

I'd be the first to slag him off but he's done £#%&! all wrong here except ask someone to stop taking pictures of him. People trying to make something out of nothing as per...

Originally Posted by windy waffles

This.

I'd be the first to slag him off but he's done £#%&! all wrong here except ask someone to stop taking pictures of him. People trying to make something out of nothing as per...

And he's appears to be perfectly reasonable about it.

Is that Jessie's voice at the start?

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1534197490567680000?s=20&t=g3MB5tIk0djXktZkCvLU5A

Putting in some solid work on that upper body. Feel like his moody shrugs, gestures at the ref and pointing to where he wanted the ball played could reach a new level next season if he keeps this up.

I know they all have profiles to maintain, but I’d be keeping my head way down if I was any of them, especially Rashford. Off the grid until I at least had a decent performance under my belt.

Originally Posted by Ethers

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/15...0djXktZkCvLU5A

Putting in some solid work on that upper body. Feel like his moody shrugs, gestures at the ref and pointing to where he wanted the ball played could reach a new level next season if he keeps this up.

He's gonna be launching those kids lunchboxes at them from record distances

The last 18 months he's been the worst player in the clubs history. Yet they're still gassing him up like he's £#%&!ing Thierry Henry.

Well that's really going to help his shit passing, dribbling, shooting, etc.....

Gobshite.