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Unread 15-06-2021, 02:42 PM
windy waffles
 
Thumbs down Erling Haaland - Agent Mahrez

Looks like Mahrez could be tapping up Haaland for City. Very odd friendship.





The state of him the other day, however.

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Included in his outfit was a £695 multi-coloured watercolour shirt, swim shorts worth £590, a £545 monogram bucket hat and £420 mules.


And Riola - does not have any proper friends?
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 02:45 PM
NedKelly
 
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Donít want the reptilian anywhere near the club anyway.
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 02:45 PM
ZiggyStardust
 
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So much money to look like a tw*t
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 02:49 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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As good as he is, heís also a gruesome f***ing weird freak who can f*** right off.
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 02:51 PM
dunk
 
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Originally Posted by Dr Stranger
As good as he is, heís also a gruesome f***ing weird freak who can f*** right off.
This.

Would love a proper center half to level the c***.
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 02:51 PM
ScarFace
 
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About 7 years ago i tried to make Trevor in Fifa custom players.

All it needed was a blonde wig and it's Haaland.

 
Unread 15-06-2021, 02:53 PM
Neo
 
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Some serious summertime drip.

Lads a monster. 30+ goal a season striker no matter the league.

State of Raiola.
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 02:53 PM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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there is absolutely no way united would get him.

he's a mercenary by nature
if a mercenary could choose PSG or CIty, why would they come to the real equivelant of 1990's liverpool?

bitter pill time boys. get real.
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 02:54 PM
Poop
 
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He looks like a texture image file from the subfolders on Pro Evolution Soccer for the pc.



What a freak. Imagine if he was a giant. A big 100 foot tall giant and you opened your front door in the morning and that's all you saw, his massive big face and head pressed up against the door frame peering in at you.

Terrifying.
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 03:00 PM
ScarFace
 
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Originally Posted by Poop
He looks like a texture image file from the subfolders on Pro Evolution Soccer for the pc.



What a freak. Imagine if he was a giant. A big 100 foot tall giant and you opened your front door in the morning and that's all you saw, his massive big face and head pressed up against the door frame peering in at you.

Terrifying.
His mum n dad look normal. He is a mutant. Those lips look stuck on.
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