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Unread 15-06-2021, 02:42 PM
windy waffles
 
Thumbs down Erling Haaland - Agent Mahrez

Looks like Mahrez could be tapping up Haaland for City. Very odd friendship.





The state of him the other day, however.

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Included in his outfit was a £695 multi-coloured watercolour shirt, swim shorts worth £590, a £545 monogram bucket hat and £420 mules.


And Riola - does not have any proper friends?
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 02:45 PM
NedKelly
 
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Don’t want the reptilian anywhere near the club anyway.
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 02:45 PM
ZiggyStardust
 
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So much money to look like a tw*t
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 02:49 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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As good as he is, he’s also a gruesome f***ing weird freak who can f*** right off.
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 02:51 PM
dunk
 
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Originally Posted by Dr Stranger
As good as he is, he’s also a gruesome f***ing weird freak who can f*** right off.
This.

Would love a proper center half to level the c***.
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 02:51 PM
ScarFace
 
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About 7 years ago i tried to make Trevor in Fifa custom players.

All it needed was a blonde wig and it's Haaland.

 
Unread 15-06-2021, 02:53 PM
Neo
 
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Some serious summertime drip.

Lads a monster. 30+ goal a season striker no matter the league.

State of Raiola.
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 02:53 PM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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there is absolutely no way united would get him.

he's a mercenary by nature
if a mercenary could choose PSG or CIty, why would they come to the real equivelant of 1990's liverpool?

bitter pill time boys. get real.
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 02:54 PM
Poop
 
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He looks like a texture image file from the subfolders on Pro Evolution Soccer for the pc.



What a freak. Imagine if he was a giant. A big 100 foot tall giant and you opened your front door in the morning and that's all you saw, his massive big face and head pressed up against the door frame peering in at you.

Terrifying.
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 03:00 PM
ScarFace
 
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Originally Posted by Poop
He looks like a texture image file from the subfolders on Pro Evolution Soccer for the pc.



What a freak. Imagine if he was a giant. A big 100 foot tall giant and you opened your front door in the morning and that's all you saw, his massive big face and head pressed up against the door frame peering in at you.

Terrifying.
His mum n dad look normal. He is a mutant. Those lips look stuck on.
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 03:03 PM
Drexl
 
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Originally Posted by windy waffles
Looks like Mahrez could be tapping up Haaland for City. Very odd friendship.




Yeah, he isn't going to want to live in manchester tbf

But Greenwood does
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 03:05 PM
MUFC One Love
 
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Yeah I reckon Mahrez has been going through the structure of the deal and his contract.

He won't be going to city this summer. Unless they don't get Kane. Still don't see Dortmund selling him this summer.
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 03:30 PM
Sloppy
 
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He looks like a melted martin clunes.
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 03:39 PM
Drexl
 
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He looks like a melted martin clunes.
Maaar tin

Cloooones
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 04:19 PM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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he's a talented lenny from of mice and men.

if he crushed a cat's neck with his bare hands, he'd still have that dead expression on his face.
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 04:21 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex
he's a talented lenny from of mice and men.

if he crushed a cat's neck with his bare hands, he'd still have that dead expression on his face.
Yeah, definitely something not quite there. Or something extra there that shouldn’t be.

Cameron Diaz brother in There’s Something About Mary.

No, don’t touch Erling’s Ears!! …
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 04:24 PM
Drexl
 
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The zombie HaaaAAAaaarland imo

Great player tho
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 04:28 PM
Ethers
 
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He looks like a Ross Kemp Fold

 
Unread 15-06-2021, 04:32 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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Training.
 
Unread 15-06-2021, 07:10 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Why is he standing on a giant inflatable mattress anyway?
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