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Unread 20-09-2018, 08:12 PM
sa7
 
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Originally Posted by Poop
Anyone noticing them big brown buggers around the house lately? Seen a good few of them this week, summer must be coming to an end, the creepy forecasting fuckers
Been some absolute monsters lurking around my house recently.

Not a big fan of our arachnid cousins, but if they’re going to set up shop in here to commit brutal murder on filthy winged shitcunt insects then I’m more than happy to let them do their thang.

Together we shall make beautiful music.

 
Unread 21-09-2018, 08:48 AM
Albert Tatlock
 
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I have loads of these fuckers



Which catch and eat loads of these fuckers



So on the whole, I'm quite happy with the household arachnid situation atm
 
Unread 21-09-2018, 06:28 PM
atticusgrinch
 
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Originally Posted by Albert Tatlock
I have loads of these fuckers



Which catch and eat loads of these fuckers



So on the whole, I'm quite happy with the household arachnid situation atm
You need one of these fuckers and you'll never see either:

 
Unread 21-09-2018, 07:08 PM
Poop
 
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Mr Tibbles has been eating them for the last few days. Sees them scuttling about under the furniture, stalks them, batters them, poor spidey then proceeds to do a one legged drunk walk and then promptly gets eaten once Mr Tibbles loses interest.

The crunching noise
 
Unread 06-10-2018, 02:55 PM
thatsfuctit
 
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My lad lives in Aus now, he sent this pic this morning .
He was nosying under the bonnet of his car and spotted this
 
Unread 07-10-2018, 08:36 AM
TheFatGoth
 
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Why are there so many venomous things in Australia? Seems a bit disproportionate to the rest of the world.
 
Unread 07-10-2018, 09:13 AM
Albert Tatlock
 
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Why are there so many venomous things in Australia? Seems a bit disproportionate to the rest of the world.
True. If they all fucked off the insects and animals would be much better off
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