how it will go tomorrow

fergie will be timid. it's away in europe and he's scared. we're £#%&!ed defensively. apart from carrick, we don't have a proper midfield. giggs is too old. it is better not to speak of park and fletch. ronaldo doesn't defend. rooney will be stuck on the wing and probably get sent off as he'll get frustrated. berbatov will be invisible. o'shea will play unfit and like a @#%&!.

ibrahimovic will play the game of his life. adriano will look slim. ferdinand will not stick his face anywhere it is likely to get hurt. van der sar will have one of his flappy days.

we will lose 2-0.

mourinho will look smug, like it's £#%&!ing got anything to do with him, the smug @#%&!. they will play like wimbledon. genius.

0-0

game of chess

If only we had David Jones and Zoltan Gera to call upon.

I'll eat my feet.

the only chance we have is to attack and keep them on the back foot.

fergie will hand them the initiative, though.

£#%&! it. if we only have 3 fit defenders, let's just play 3 defenders. team picks itself. "how do I fit rooney, berbatov, ronaldo and tevez in the same team?" thinks little donkey. easy! they're all fit, so they must be better than o'shea.

Plyd 42

Won 33

Drawn 8

Lost 1

For 107

Against 28

Originally Posted by Carrick

If only we had David Jones and Zoltan Gera to call upon.

funny you should say that, because fulham had danny murphy and zoltan. and murphy was their star player. we should have bought him for peanuts when keane got old. boro away, united win. easy. zoltan is better than park or fletch.

bit worried about this one. 1-0 inter

Originally Posted by jem

if it's 0-0

I'll eat my feet.

the only chance we have is to attack and keep them on the back foot.

fergie will hand them the initiative, though.

£#%&! it. if we only have 3 fit defenders, let's just play 3 defenders. team picks itself. "how do I fit rooney, berbatov, ronaldo and tevez in the same team?" thinks little donkey. easy! they're all fit, so they must be better than o'shea.

it will be tighter than a ducks arse.....

1-1 would be better......but a draw, it will be

vds

eckersley - rio - o'shea - evra

ronaldo - carrick - giggs - park - rooney

berbatov

that team could actually win 5-0. suddenly I feel good.

ok, the moment has passed.

stick fabio in at right back. £#%&! it. let's win 8-0 instead.

i love threads where the poster asks a question then answers it himself!

Originally Posted by believe

i love threads where the poster asks a question then answers it himself!

start one up then

VDS

RAFAEL.................RIO......................EV RA

FLETCHER

RONALDO..................CARRICK.........GIGGS.... ...........NANI

ROONEY.............................BERBS

Europe couldn't cope with that.

Originally Posted by wonky no

VDS

RAFAEL.................RIO......................EV RA

FLETCHER

RONALDO..................CARRICK.........GIGGS.... ...........NANI

ROONEY.............................BERBS

Europe couldn't cope with that.

don't think they're arsed mate

Originally Posted by thrills_pills_bellyaches

don't think they're arsed mate

top reds

4-3 thriller.

Nailed on.

Park to come of age with a brace.

Originally Posted by n48

4-3 thriller.

Nailed on.

Park to come of age with a brace.

that can't be a good look for park :shakehead:

It may go a little like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t_-PMONPpE

Or this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ryujdGM8Fc

They had some of the best players in the world in Baggio, Zamarano and Zanetti and we had Henning Berg and Silvestre in defence. We were bound to go out.

Some shite posted in here. Although I'm not really an optimist and I can see us struggling in Milan it is worth casting your mind back to last season v Roma. People thought we'd play scared and bottle it in Rome, but we got a great result albeit against a weaker team than Inter.

I expect a draw and I'll be happy if we score.

the italians are't as good as they were in the last century when we played them, i think we'll get a score draw in italy and beat them at home


that first leg though what a great match