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Unread 06-04-2019, 09:36 PM
Fat Al
 
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When the camera pans back it's a bloke, albeit a bloke with great tits and skillz
And?
 
Unread 06-04-2019, 09:51 PM
silv
 
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Lighter is piece of piss. Hard edge should work.

A wine bottle with no cork screw is more like it
 
Unread 06-04-2019, 09:57 PM
armchair
 
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Originally Posted by silv
Lighter is piece of piss. Hard edge should work.

A wine bottle with no cork screw is more like it
push it down
 
Unread 06-04-2019, 10:04 PM
silv
 
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push it down
the only way. Think I did it with a pen once

Back to the OP I reckon I could use a miniature bottle of conditioner to get it open
 
Unread 06-04-2019, 10:12 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Originally Posted by silv
the only way. Think I did it with a pen once

Back to the OP I reckon I could use a miniature bottle of conditioner to get it open
A up, king bottle opener is in.

Reckon you could use a bar of soap eh ?
 
Unread 06-04-2019, 10:53 PM
Clownbones
 
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the only way. Think I did it with a pen once
Was it quietly in the toilet because the MIL was round?...
 
Unread 06-04-2019, 11:20 PM
red in cumbria
 
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What's wrong with the teeth that God gave you?
That usually works tbf, the only problem is that if it doesn't it can be fucking painful
 
Unread 07-04-2019, 04:25 AM
believe
 
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Never been a problem, can even open one with a piece of a4 paper.
 
Unread 07-04-2019, 12:10 PM
Throw
 
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Got an old Jockey Slut Bottle opener key ring.
 
Unread 07-04-2019, 01:40 PM
rubbernecker
 
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Any adult that doesn't know this does not deserve to drink beer

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