Harry Maguire - New Club Captain

Originally Posted by guerreiro

Not that bad, nothing like a Beckham or owt like that.

Or Chris 'RuPaul' Smalling.

Phew. That is a relief.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Greece is just about still part of the EU. He's got a right to a fair trial.

That wasn't it.

Not heard his voice. Maybe for the best?

Perfectly fine

The shorts were a bad idea though

Still, bloke’s a hero. Johnny Foreigner taking liberties with little Daisy

Originally Posted by shenwen

Still, bloke’s a hero. Johnny Foreigner taking liberties with little Daisy

Daisy didn't look how I imagined she might.

Originally Posted by guerreiro

His group, including his sister and missus thought they were being kidnapped, so his first thought was to leg it on his tod

Not one for the trenches is he...probably do the same tbf

Needs to start acting and speaking more like his Sheffield brethren

https://youtu.be/lWkiwru0sfQ

Harry McCryer

Must admit I quite like the fact an English bulldog out-300'ed a crew of greeks tbf. makes me question the spartans accomplishments a little if i'm being honest. Makes me think they exaggerated a little, poncing about in their speedos and capes

Originally Posted by Drexl

Harry McCryer

Must admit I quite like the fact an English bulldog out-300'ed a crew of greeks tbf. makes me question the spartans accomplishments a little if i'm being honest. Makes me think they exaggerated a little, poncing about in their speedos and capes

Err, he ran away, then came back and got on his knee’s and cried when being locked up. Bit of a disgrace to piss head Utd players of years gone by.

Originally Posted by Drexl

Harry McCryer

Must admit I quite like the fact an English bulldog out-300'ed a crew of greeks tbf. makes me question the spartans accomplishments a little if i'm being honest. Makes me think they exaggerated a little, poncing about in their speedos and capes

Agreed.

Photoshopped bullshitters.

Probably took about 40 photos before choosing that Gerard Butler poster.

Originally Posted by guerreiro

Err, he ran away, then came back and got on his knee’s and cried when being locked up. Bit of a disgrace to piss head Utd players of years gone by.

Putting three Greek coppers in hospital, in the process, don't forget (according to that man again, Greek prosecutor extraordinaire Ioannis Paradissis ). No photographic evidence or CCTV evidence of any of this from either side, is pretty weird I must say.

Ok I have viewed the interview. He's no Brian Blessed but the voice is acceptable.

Thinking about taking the case on.

Originally Posted by shenwen

The shorts were a bad idea though

Give over. Great legs.

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

Give over. Great legs.

Yep, nothing wrong with them. Unfortunately that wont help his defence as he's claiming the police kept hitting them. There's not a bruise on them.

Originally Posted by Lok

Yep, nothing wrong with them. Unfortunately that wont help his defence as he's claiming the police kept hitting them. There's not a bruise on them.

Nails McSolid. Only bruises on the inside.

Originally Posted by Lok

Yep, nothing wrong with them. Unfortunately that wont help his defence as he's claiming the police kept hitting them. There's not a bruise on them.

Which proves that they must have hit him, but only above the knee.

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

Give over. Great legs.

Time and place

Interview with the BBC not the time

Originally Posted by Patty_b

Which proves that they must have hit him, but only above the knee.

The club should have got a make-up artist in.

Massive cuts and bruises over his huge bonce.

Originally Posted by tatty

The club should have got a make-up artist in.

Massive cuts and bruises over his huge bonce.

....or just let him train with Phil jones

Originally Posted by no fun

....or just let him train with Phil jones

I think he could claim that is "cruel and unusual punishment" tbf.

Harry Maguire 'yelled 'F*** Greek police, f*** the Greek civilisation' as police tried to detain him in Mykonos', one of the arresting officers claims
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...er-claims.html

I find that a little difficult to believe.

Originally Posted by armchair

Harry Maguire 'yelled '£#%&! Greek police, £#%&! the Greek civilisation' as police tried to detain him in Mykonos', one of the arresting officers claims
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...er-claims.html

I find that a little difficult to believe.

Maybe after a few pints...

Originally Posted by Sapien

Maybe after a few pints...

Oh aye, i can just imagine a leathered slabhead yelling "£#%&! the Greek civilisation" in the middle of a ruck with the Old Stavros.