Rangnick is the man..

Ralf is already watching videos of our recent training sessions.

He'll be like

All these shite puns going off the rails this place, nqat.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Pretty sure all these train puns will engine tears.

Ivor one enjoy all the engine puns and will do till the day I Dai.

Still proper happy with ralf.

A countdown clock?

Better not be analogue.

'No Shawsy, not the little hand'

The 63-year-old, one of the architects behind the “gegenpressing” (counter-pressing) revolution in Germany, demands players win the ball back within eight seconds and fashion a shot on goal within 10 seconds of winning back possession.

This is going to be a hoot ……

shaw will be fine. just needs the right platform.

pogba will probably be off key, though.

Originally Posted by tatty

A countdown clock?

Better not be analogue.

'No Shawsy, not the little hand'

we can't afford passengers.

Originally Posted by jem

shaw will be fine. just needs the right platform.

pogba will probably be off key, though.

Disagree… Jose had his number

Originally Posted by tatty

A countdown clock?

Better not be analogue.

'No Shawsy, not the little hand'

There needs to be some Squid Game style consequences for those who don't beat the clock.

Can't stand these Modern Gegenpressing teeth whiting bright blazer wearing #@&%!s

but as he's the OG, ill give it a pass for now

Been amazing so far. Can't believe some people doubted him

I think our lot are in for a real wake up call here.

https://youtu.be/Qxn2QB6dV2E

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I think our lot are in for a real wake up call here.

Sure are, nearly as big a wake up call the suits got when they finally realised and admitted, after 10 years and a £billion, that you can't 'learn' football on the job

Wakey £#%&!ing wakey.

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Disagree… Jose had his number

he was nearly terminal for shaw's career. but it turned out it was jose's job that was on the line.

"It's just a question of training the brain"


Ralfie's basic premise is going to come undone the first time he meets the players.

Murtagh spoke to Ralf 3 years ago before Ole was appointed. Imagine where we could be if he was appointed before Ole?

If this fella is seen as such an influential coach why hasn’t he had any big managerial jobs?

Originally Posted by redhegemony

If this fella is seen as such an influential coach why hasn’t he had any big managerial jobs?

Uh oh Euston, we have a problem.