Erik ten Hag

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Pirate tourettes?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Pirate tourettes?

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

He just needs to start quoting the spirit of 99 now…

As long as there’s no %@#$&!d about Man Utd “DNA” and the need to get ex players in. Honestly keep away from any ex player unless he has a record of good coaching (bar the Dutch players, they’re all technically gifted and can walk into the coaching set up)

Surprised Rio or neville hasn’t piped up with “ he needs someone at the club who already knows it a bit…” etc etc .

I hope fletcher £#%&!s off too, or he becomes a technical director and learns from murtough .

The thing about him that irks me slightly is that he also coaches them on the training pitch and is sitting in the dugout. He’s then a glorified coach with no experience or background at improving players

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Pirate tourettes?

Just thinking about typing out the name m***s has me shaking like a shitting dog

Fletcher is returning to his role of overseeing the academy side of things once the season ends.

Originally Posted by Joe Biden

Just thinking about typing out the name m***s has me shaking like a shitting dog

Originally Posted by dunk

Fletcher is returning to his role of overseeing the academy side of things once the season ends.

Comedy timing.

https://twitter.com/lestrxb/status/1525936384342646789?t=q3_WqC6WrTq9KYLnux5LhQ&s=19

Gutterpress starting as they mean to go on...

https://www.instagram.com/tv/Cdn6GowgS9U/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Awww, that’s nice right, £#%&! off now lads, unless you fancy a move to OT. Cheers.

Frenkie, De Ligt, Timbz and Gravers at OT plz.

Wonder who the snivelling little weasels are the ones that have already been messaging ETH.

Edit: FFS that avatar

Wonder if he has been out on the ship canal yet? Tested it. Checked its buoyancy etc

"Yesh, yesh, very niecsh," said Sean Connery who was there for no reason

Originally Posted by dunk

https://www.instagram.com/tv/Cdn6Gow...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Awww, that’s nice right, £#%&! off now lads, unless you fancy a move to OT. Cheers.

CHRIST, he's moving clubs - he's not dead

I like the sentiment, but Jesus christ, let's not go overboard.

Originally Posted by Drexl

Wonder if he has been out on the ship canal yet? Tested it. Checked its buoyancy etc

"Yesh, yesh, very niecsh," said Sean Connery who was there for no reason

buoyancy is the propensity of an object to float in a given medium - it's not a property of the medium itself... Jesus Christ, lad, you're better than this....

https://twitter.com/theeuropeanlad/status/1526274089387806721?s=21&t=i-xBYtKv97MmqXvFKvuTRw

https://twitter.com/theeuropeanlad/status/1526276079169810432?s=21&t=i-xBYtKv97MmqXvFKvuTRw

https://twitter.com/theeuropeanlad/status/1526276663704690690?s=21&t=i-xBYtKv97MmqXvFKvuTRw

https://twitter.com/theeuropeanlad/status/1526278593244024838?s=21&t=i-xBYtKv97MmqXvFKvuTRw

https://twitter.com/theeuropeanlad/status/1526279031720759302?s=21&t=i-xBYtKv97MmqXvFKvuTRw

So not in Manchester this week then

Still, encouraging.

Too sober for that? United will change you

Those screenshots of his head in each Tweet seem a little unnecessary, tbf.

I must say I like the cut of his jib

Originally Posted by Vedder

https://twitter.com/theeuropeanlad/s...97MmqXvFKvuTRw

https://twitter.com/theeuropeanlad/s...97MmqXvFKvuTRw

https://twitter.com/theeuropeanlad/s...97MmqXvFKvuTRw

https://twitter.com/theeuropeanlad/s...97MmqXvFKvuTRw

https://twitter.com/theeuropeanlad/s...97MmqXvFKvuTRw

is he sailing over then? The £#%&! is he waiting for, the ferry?