100000000000001 Great comedy Man City moments

It's bad enough getting a name of an opposition player printed on your shirt when you think your club will sign them...but to get a tattoo?

Originally Posted by MUFC One Love

It's bad enough getting a name of an opposition player printed on your shirt when you think your club will sign them...but to get a tatoo?

Originally Posted by Sandman

Was it this one?

Gobsmacked, they're thicker than Geordie's

Simon 31 Northampton

Even the vermin, with all their sepia tinted sentimentality and delusional poetry don't go quite that far (scouse @#%&!s that they are).

Doesn't look real tbh, unless it was specifically intended to be viewed from that angle. Doesn't follow the contours of his back.

Like every single person on Bluemoon, it's probably a Red on a wum

Originally Posted by MrBishi

Doesn't look real tbh, unless it was specifically intended to be viewed from that angle. Doesn't follow the contours of his back.

Like every single person on Bluemoon, it's probably a Red on a wum

I'm thinking this has got to be a WUM? Looks a bit red around the tatt though?

This bit made me chuckle.

Simon 31

‎"I'm going to see if I can turn Rooney into Emmanuel Adebayor but the only problem is they don't look anything like each other"

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Same bloke???

Originally Posted by Sandman

Was it this one?

wow.

i mean, i've met fans of other clubs in my time who get branded as deluded - liverpool, newcastle, leeds, spurs, everton. but none of them come close to the berties.

the good natured, open minded side of me would like to think that not all of them are thick and it's just a few idiots giving the majority of their fans a bad name, that most of them are in fact well heeled down to earth people who are taking each day at their club as it comes. but so far i have been wrong. they are, to a man, complete and utter #@&%!s. getting tatoos of players they haven't even yet signed.what next, jose mourinho on their chest? complete mongs.

from Boomoon

Right- I want to make this quite clear to everyone on this site as I feel it needs to be said.

Its likely Thatcher will die in the next 12 months. If we have a raft of threads on here 'celebrating' her death I will complain bitterly to the site owners/mods and possibly higher.

WHY- can I not mention a certain air disaster in 1958 'cos thats going too far that is' yet the very same people on here are positively itching for her to die.....double standards everyone.


Shame and you all.

Possibly higher

Mind you liked the reply

Well i'll tell you this now. I'll be singing from the £#%&!in roof tops and wont give two shits about your threat of legal action from your legal team.

Originally Posted by Sandman

Was it this one?

That photo of him's obviously taken inside, and they've taken a random New Zealand tattoo parlour and airbrushed the name out

I'm definitely calling shenanigans on this one

What's it from, the Sport?

lol nah, it was never in a paper, photoshopped to look like it was.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

lol nah, it was never in a paper, photoshopped to look like it was.

Its got the same Lorry in the reflection in the window, the one with man & tattoo and the one without, case solved

Originally Posted by ReligiousRed

Its got the same Lorry in the reflection in the window, the one with man & tattoo and the one without, case solved

???

Yes, thats what i said, the whole thing is a photoshop, then added to a white background with black txt to look like it was a screenshot from a newspaper website.

Beardedgenius from redrepublik did it.

The bert on 606 last night was gold. Nearly in tears. Had to keep announcing he is from Manchester. It's all a conspiracy

Originally Posted by Jethro

The bert on 606 last night was gold. Nearly in tears. Had to keep announcing he is from Manchester. It's all a conspiracy

http://www.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/series/606#playepisode1

25:17

about as genuine a city fan as the wum behind MASSIVE Bertie

Originally Posted by Sandman

that is an abysmal photoshop, it's completely out of line with the curve of his back!

I know the tattoo isn't real... but is the fan?

From Northampton

Originally Posted by andyroo

I know the tattoo isn't real... but is the fan?

From Northampton

Can't be real can it, everyone knows all Citeh fans live within a 30 second walk of wastelands having all moved from their previous homes which were a 30 second walk from Maine road.

Originally Posted by Ronaldosgoodallthetime

Can't be real can it, everyone knows all Citeh fans live within a 30 second walk of wastelands having all moved from their previous homes which were a 30 second walk from Maine road.

He's got a Manchester postcode though! M3007.