*The 2016 Match Thread* Shrewsbury Town v Van Gaal's useless bottle jobs 22/02/2016

Jesus £#%&!er Christ. I'm livid we're playing again tonight. And Thursday. Kill me

Originally Posted by Jethro

5-0 easy

Even at my most pessimistic I don't think Shrewsbury will have it as simple as that, pal.

Originally Posted by Silkyray

I'll back Shrewsbury and then cash out after they go a goal up.

2-1 United

Any ex reds who play for Shrewsbury will score

Originally Posted by puressence

Any ex reds who play for Shrewsbury will score

Larnell Cole?

3-1

Utd

Draw written all over it.

Originally Posted by PeakyBlinder

Donald Love is cup-tied. That's five right backs unavailable.

Looks like either Paddy McNair or Joe Riley at RB.

The 17 y/o from Newport County is a defender, Regan Poole ?

Was on the bench last week at Legoland FC

Originally Posted by puressence

Any ex reds who play for Shrewsbury will score

Yeah childhood supporter, probably a central defender up for a corner.

I will watch, but Van Gaal has killed any enjoyment that I have left for football.

Cmon United.

Originally Posted by itisme_panaflex

Cmon United.

Melon's final words to his players before they leave the dressing room pre KO.
"Now go out and beat this pile of shit."
Dreading the tv cameras zooming in on Giggs if we're struggling.
Say no more.

we're not playing midgetland again this thursday are we?

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

we're not playing midgetland again this thursday are we?

Yes at gnome. 40k attendance if we're lucky.

Originally Posted by ashtonred

Yes at gnome. 40k attendance if we're lucky.

Originally Posted by wiganste

Jesus £#%&!er Christ. I'm livid we're playing again tonight. And Thursday. Kill me

There isn't enough alcohol in the world for this £#%&!ing schedule

Originally Posted by bigMikeA

There isn't enough alcohol in the world for this £#%&!ing schedule

It truly is a #@&%! tale. You couldn't make this up.

What's agitating me is Giggs being on our bench with his own me me me agenda. I honestly believe that if a defeat could give him the job 'til the end of this season then he would be delighted.
He's from the same stable as Boris Johnson.
I've said many times on Fred - I don't trust Giggs.

Originally Posted by ashtonred

What's agitating me is Giggs being on our bench with his own me me me agenda. I honestly believe that if a defeat could give him the job 'til the end of this season then he would be delighted.
He's from the same stable as Boris Johnson.
I've said many times on Fred - I don't trust Giggs.

Nah. Boris has some charisma.

Originally Posted by Buck

Nah. Boris has some charisma.

Mayor of London v Nightmare of United.
Piss and pot spring to mind.