Erik ten Hag

Originally Posted by Pop

Bodes well for the future. Get the Argentinian loser in and have the players dictate to him, get the bald Dutch guy in and have the players down tools from day 1.

I hate these @#%&!s as much as I've detested Scouse, Berts and Wengers nonces down through the years. They've even managed to completely take the gloss off Ronaldo's return to the club. And that most of them are mid table or lower players makes it twice as galling

There's only really DDG, Dalot, Varane, Bruno, Ronaldo and Sancho worth keeping. And Greenwood if he ever plays again.

Not brilliant.

https://twitter.com/wholelottalyes/status/1491544210360737795?s=21

This x100

Originally Posted by Pop

They've even managed to completely take the gloss off Ronaldo's return to the club.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

There's only really DDG, Dalot, Varane, Bruno, Ronaldo and Sancho worth keeping. And Greenwood if he ever plays again.

Ten Hag is brushing up on English ahead of potential move to United 

Daily Mail.

Also linked with Ancellotti.
Arnold and co really earning their corn

the shortlist was always going to be small, its a huge job for anyone

Dutch bloke learning English Must be one of the stupid ones

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

There's only really DDG, Dalot, Varane, Bruno, Ronaldo and Sancho worth keeping. And Greenwood if he ever plays again.

Not brilliant.

Dalol.

Taking English lessons ffs. Has he been spotted house hunting in Manchester yet? Issued a "come and get me" plea perhaps?

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1499091489498046472.html

bore teams to death and run around like crazed smack rats?

no thanks

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

bore teams to death and run around like crazed smack rats?

no thanks

Bunks ain't gonna like that.

The article assumes the players we have are clever enough to take orders and actually stick to a game plan and a formation...

I’ll look forward to our morons trying to grasp this before giving up and leaking to the press that his English isn’t good enough.

Learning English?

Assume the first lesson will be useful key phrases such as “FFS Harry” and “Put down the pastie Luke”

Originally Posted by armchair

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1...498046472.html

Looks great in theory, but I remember reading similar exciting Twitter threads about how Ralf was going to revolutionise the way we played with his ideas. And then we just get some of the shit we’ve served up recently

Originally Posted by Ethers

Looks great in theory, but I remember reading similar exciting Twitter threads about how Ralf was going to revolutionise the way we played with his ideas. And then we just get some of the shit we’ve served up recently

Should probably just give it up as a bad do tbf. No manager out there can do anything for us at this point.

Asset strip it and sell the ground for scrap and call it a day imo. We’ll always have Moscow, which equally probably won’t exist soon, so that’s fitting.

Originally Posted by Ethers

Looks great in theory, but I remember reading similar exciting Twitter threads about how Ralf was going to revolutionise the way we played with his ideas. And then we just get some of the shit we’ve served up recently

yeah the King of Press and we do a pointless half press for about 10 minutes

Originally Posted by Seamus

yeah the King of Press and we do a pointless half press for about 10 minutes

I like how he abandoned his famous 1111111111111111111111111 formation after quickly realising our players are about as clever as a spoon.

Does anyone have any Hope that these coaches can come in and implement anything with this lot?

It’s going to take an enormous turnover of players to change the culture in that dressing room

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

I’ll look forward to our morons trying to grasp this before giving up and leaking to the press that his English isn’t good enough.

"sources close to the Old Trafford dressing room have expressed concern that new manager Erik ten Hag's lack of hair is having a negative effect on team tactics"

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

I’ll look forward to our morons trying to grasp this before giving up and leaking to the press that his English isn’t good enough.

Better than half the players already though. Sadly, that's the English half.