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Unread 07-01-2023, 06:54 PM
Chris Quayd
 
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Saw my mate, the other day
Said to me seen the white Lukaku
So I asked, who is he?
Goes by the name of Wout Weghorst

Needs some work tbf
 
Unread 07-01-2023, 06:57 PM
Joe Biden
 
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Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins
I get he’s a Burnley reject , but he might just be what we need. He’s a different type of striker and if it doesn’t work he will be gone after 6 months
He's not what we need because he's utterly £#%&!ing crap, he's always been crap and he's always going to be crap.


Promote from the youth if the club is skint, nobody is going to blame hag for doing so especially if the club get sold and he gets a good pot for the summer window.

But let's not have £#%&!ing donkeys like this signing for Manchester United. I'd rather play maguire up front. No doubt he'd be better.
 
Unread 07-01-2023, 06:57 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Originally Posted by Chris Quayd
Saw my mate, the other day
Said to me seen the white Lukaku
So I asked, who is he?
Goes by the name of Wout Weghorst

Needs some work tbf

If we're going with the English terrace pronunciation..

WOOT WOOT, It's the sound of the Horst
WOOT WOOT, It's the sound of the Horst
 
Unread 07-01-2023, 06:58 PM
dunk
 
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We’re just signing him to deflect JB’s hatred of Antony elsewhere to give him time to settle, clearly.
 
Unread 07-01-2023, 07:02 PM
Joe Biden
 
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Antony at least is a footballer. £#%&!ing poundland Chris Wood. My word.
 
Unread 07-01-2023, 07:13 PM
Wee Jimmy
 
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Wout is Big Weggy
 
Unread 07-01-2023, 07:26 PM
ZiggyStardust
 
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Well he clearly is just a stop gap loan signing
The likes of Joao Felix (who isn’t even a centre forward anyway) was always a pipe dream

We’re not spending big money while the Glazer’s are looking to sell the club

I’ll take that if it means we’ll be free of the Glazer’s before the end of the season

At least we have someone to play who we can cross the ball to and realistically expect to get his head on it
 
Unread 07-01-2023, 07:27 PM
Vedder
 
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We’re a £#%&!ing laughing stock. Cannot wait for these yank @#%&!s to £#%&! off.
 
Unread 07-01-2023, 07:28 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Could be our Sébastien Haller....

Welkom big man ..
 
Unread 07-01-2023, 07:29 PM
My Name is Heath
 
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With Guardians of The Galaxy out soon he should just say “ I am Wout” in all his interviews.
 
Unread 07-01-2023, 07:32 PM
Drexl
 
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Bloody love a big beast of a man up front in our gaff
 
Unread 07-01-2023, 07:35 PM
Wayne Jenkins
 
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Bloody hell, was this donkey not even good enough for Burnley?
 
Unread 07-01-2023, 07:40 PM
puressence
 
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My Turkish contact said he’s £#%&!ing brilliant. Buzzing for this. Debut v city win 2-0 you know the rest
 
Unread 07-01-2023, 07:43 PM
My Name is Heath
 
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Thought he’d been announced as the new Bond for a moment.
 
Unread 07-01-2023, 07:46 PM
moransbleedinghead
 
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He's this year's Igalho.

Hopefully he'll be just a bit part player, thrown on for the 10 minutes if we are struggling
 
Unread 07-01-2023, 07:50 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Originally Posted by moransbleedinghead
He's this year's Igalho.

Hopefully he'll be just a bit part player, thrown on for the 10 minutes if we are struggling
He's better than Martial ....

Could be commanding a start V soon ..
 
Unread 07-01-2023, 07:50 PM
Medlock
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Quayd
Saw my mate, the other day
Said to me seen the white Lukaku
So I asked, who is he?
Goes by the name of Wout Weghorst

Needs some work tbf
 
Unread 07-01-2023, 07:52 PM
Joe Biden
 
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Originally Posted by Bunker Buster
He's better than Martial ....

Could be commanding a start V soon ..
Bookmarked.
 
Unread 07-01-2023, 08:03 PM
Parlabane
 
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If ETH has signed off on this I’m happy with it - in ETH we trust
 
Unread 07-01-2023, 08:04 PM
n48
 
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Please not another lily livered Dutch farm boy. I guess he can keep VdB happy.
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