Euro 2020 in 2021 - YOUR England team

Do I have a great thread idea?

Yes Sir I do!

What is your England team to start?

We have some problems of course. Will Maguire be fit for example.

Also, having so many talented attacking midfielders seems a pain and it appears to be a nightmare getting them all in the team.

Actually it will be super easy, barely an inconvenience. Here's how....

Pickford

TAA
Stones
Maguire
Shaw

Rice
Mount

Rashford
Foden
Grealish

Kane

A team to win the Euros, the WC, the Boat Race and Eggheads.

Am I right? I'm not wrong.

Anyone but Pickford

TAA
Stones
Maguire
Shaw

Rice
Bellingham
Mount

Sancho
Kane
Foden

Seaman

Dixon
Adams
Campbell
Le Saux

Anderton
Platt
Gazza
Mcmanaman

Shearer
Dublin

Want

Them
Out
In
The

Group
Stage
Disgusting
£#%&!ing

Team
Kane

Originally Posted by Baron

Anyone but Pickford

TAA
Stones
Maguire
Shaw

Rice
Bellingham
Mount

Sancho
Kane
Foden

Good call that.

Bellingham in tidier than Jordan Peterson's bedroom.

Pope
James Stones Maguire Shaw
Mount Rice Bellingham
Sancho Kane Foden

Originally Posted by Vedder

Pope
James Stones Maguire Shaw
Mount Rice Bellingham
Sancho Kane Foden

Some bloody talent there.

That's a really tidy, balanced team.

Interesting to see

Maguire
Stones
Shaw
Rice
Mount
Foden
Kane

in all the sagester teams - and I should have probably put Sancho in instead of Rashford.

Looking like 7 or 8 dead certs, nailed on players.

Throw in Grealish, Jordan Henderson, Rashford, Greenwood etc. and it's looking good.

............ Plastic cups

Fanpark. Falklands . Spiritofsixtysix

Feelgood. Normality. Chairthrow. Topsoff

..... Cheapcuts. Smalltowngammon. Carflag

Sod the team: Let's get these bad boys back in business

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcP41-TAFCg

Originally Posted by My Name is Heath

Good call that.

Bellingham in tidier than Jordan Peterson's bedroom.

I'd be happy for Rashford to have the summer off tbh, contribute here & there in a few cameo roles - maybe even win it with an extra time goal in the final or something. That'll get him his knighthood before he's 25.

The side / squad doesn't look or feel as rancid as previous years. I'm just hoping for a tournament with loads of attacking football & a few classics.

Originally Posted by est.1878

............ Plastic cups

Fanpark. Falklands . Spiritofsixtysix

Feelgood. Normality. Chairthrow. Topsoff

..... Cheapcuts. Smalltowngammon. Carflag

I’d go with that put probably put jeans’nshoes in nets and have Council House England Flag in the middle. Controversial but maybe have Nopakis on the far right?

Southgate will start Pickford, Henderson, Walker, Trippier etc the boring @#%&!

Henderson

Walker
Maguire
Stones
Shaw

Henderson
Rice
Foden

Sancho
Kane
Sterling

Got my Scotland shirt France shirt Italy shirt. £#%&! England

Originally Posted by puressence

Got my Scotland shirt France shirt Italy shirt. £#%&! England

England shirt a slim fit ?

Do you think he will start Pickford, or pick Startford?

Originally Posted by Coracao

I rate Mount, but think experience is key in tournament football. Would be a big ask of Rice in some of these teams put forward thus far. Probably a choice between Mount and Foden for me.

Sterling has 10 goals in his last 13 or so games for England, can't see him being left out either.

Question is, what does The Gate do if Maguire and Henderson aren't fit. May require a change in formation.

Sageilicious post.

No Maguire it surely means a back 3 with Walker in there too?

No Henderson? Tough one and you're right about it being a big ask for Rice. One thing looking good at West Ham, another facing a Croatian packed and savvy midfield.

Lord knows - England are lighteweight on grizzled midfield veterans with experience.

Cleverley

Originally Posted by Coracao

England shirt a slim fit ?

Slimmer Than u tbh 🤣🤣

Pope

James YorkshireOaf1 YorkshireOaf2 Shaw

Bellingham, Saka, Phillips, Mount, Rice

Grealish

Foden

Fat bloke with St. George’s Cross painted on his face
Fat bloke in Lonsdale trainers
Fat bloke suffering from sunburn
Fat bloke throwing plastic chairs
Fat bloke singing songs about an unelected billionairess and winning 2 wars
Fat bloke stood with arms outstretched offering out armed police
Fat bloke smashing windows of Pizza Hut after the Italians beat England
Fat bloke shouting f*** Europe at bemused American tourists
Fat bloke urinating outside art gallery (not an artistic statement)
Lingard
Fat bloke singing no surrender to two defunct terrorist groups