Official Match Thread Man Utd V Real Madrid 2200ko Mutv

this thread stinks of piss this morning

christ

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

this thread stinks of piss this morning

christ

Originally Posted by hopkins

we needed 2
lost another 2 (zlat and rooney)
that makes it 4 down
bought lukaku
so now needing 3

Essien's calculator ain't got shit on Marlo's abacus

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

Essien's calculator ain't got shit on Marlo's abacus

trainee accountant to football agent. mans got to know his numbers

Proud of the lads

Sat comfortably on the lead until Linda's brainfart

Madrid try hards kicking seven shades hoping to get a start next time out

Got some fitness in and apart from the ref watching that @#%&! Oscar clattering Herrera, for the third time in a minute, avoided injury, which I suspect was uppermost in the players' minds after seeing the snide hopefulistas kicking everything that moved

Probably win the tournament. Habit developing.

im sure given time, Lindelof will bed in well. Vidic i recall didn't have the greatest of starts, and way back when, neither did Pallister. im sure all will be fine.

You know people are starved of football when they're losing their shit over a 1-1 friendly draw against the best side in Europe.

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

You know people are starved of football when they're losing their shit over a 1-1 friendly draw against the best side in Europe.

... and when commentators are saying "United can't get the ball off them" as they watch Madrid repeatedly making square passes around the centre circle

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

You know people are starved of football when they're losing their shit over a 1-1 friendly draw against the best side in Europe.

Proper £#%&!ing oddballs mate

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

You know people are starved of football when they're losing their shit over a 1-1 friendly draw against the best side in Europe.

This is going too far the other way now.

It was a peculiarly shit 2nd half after bringing on our big guns, and Madrid taking off theirs.

I think we won the penalty shootout 1-0. It was that shit. They were shit. We were shit. The ref was shit. Even the pitch was shit.

The single incident up front ended with Fellaini pinging it into row zee.

At the back, it was lindy trying to do the same but with one of their players.

Nobody's losing their shit. More scratching their heads.

Originally Posted by Cream

This is going too far the other way now.

It was a peculiarly shit 2nd half after bringing on our big guns, and Madrid taking off theirs.

I think we won the penalty shootout 1-0. It was that shit. They were shit. We were shit. The ref was shit. Even the pitch was shit.

The single incident up front ended with Fellaini pinging it into row zee.

At the back, it was lindy trying to do the same but with one of their players.

Nobody's losing their shit. More scratching their heads.

Only two more days till the next one

Haters assemble....

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Only two more days till the next one

Haters assemble....

Will you be awake for that one, White Van Winkle?

Get a grip.

When I saw the starting eleven I thought we would get tonked to be honest but I was pleasantly surprised how we faired in the first half. We wern`t in any great danger at the back and I thought Fozzie, Bailly and Jones coped pretty well although Blind was struggling on the left. Lingard could have had a hat trick before the break. Marcelo..what a player for a full back!

Second half was as piss poor as the penalties.

Originally Posted by Cream

Will you be awake for that one, White Van Winkle?

Get a grip.

On nights so yeah, I'll be paid to watch it.....

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Only two more days till the next one

Haters assemble....

MUFC 3 - Barca 1

CALLING IT NOW

Originally Posted by dunk

It seems certain players get shit no matter what they do. Neither Fellaini or Martial were bad last night, nor was Lindelof one moment aside, in ridiculous conditions 4th game of preseason. Martial & Fellaini played 90 minutes ffs. Shit pen though..

fellaini did ok (apart from the miss), but that's a bad thing. him trying hard and being sort of effective is just what we don't need in midfield. what he does badly will cost us.

Originally Posted by Cream

Nobody's losing their shit.

New to Sparky pol ?...

I'm not saying it wasn't shit. It's more people start to assess the upcoming season and draw conclusions about players based on a nothing draw in a friendly.

Pre season rarely has any bearing on the actual season. Obviously you don't wanna get thumped 5-0 every game, but I think they should all be taken with a pinch of salt.

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

New to Sparky pol ?...

I'm not saying it wasn't shit. It's more people start to assess the upcoming season and draw conclusions about players based on a nothing draw in a friendly.

Pre season rarely has any bearing on the actual season. Obviously you don't wanna get thumped 5-0 every game, but I think they should all be taken with a pinch of salt.

Are folk allowed to enjoy them ?

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Are folk allowed to enjoy them ?

I haven't decided yet.

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

New to Sparky pol ?...

I'm not saying it wasn't shit. It's more people start to assess the upcoming season and draw conclusions about players based on a nothing draw in a friendly.

Pre season rarely has any bearing on the actual season. Obviously you don't wanna get thumped 5-0 every game, but I think they should all be taken with a pinch of salt.

As long as no one gets badly injured and you get a few results it's a decent pre season. Anyone proper moaning about it should be on a register.

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

this thread stinks of piss this morning

christ

Originally Posted by Denis Irwell

Proud of the lads

Sat comfortably on the lead until Linda's brainfart

Madrid try hards kicking seven shades hoping to get a start next time out

Got some fitness in and apart from the ref watching that c*** Oscar clattering Herrera, for the third time in a minute, avoided injury, which I suspect was uppermost in the players' minds after seeing the snide hopefulistas kicking everything that moved

Probably win the tournament. Habit developing.

very harsh pen

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

On nights so yeah, I'll be paid to watch it.....

everyone should be