*Official Match thread* Chelsea v United - The farce continues... 19/01/14

[SIZE="6"]Chelsea v Manchester United

[SIZE="5"]Barclays Premier League
Venue: Stamford Bridge
Date: Sunday, 19 January
KO 4PM

By hook or by crook, an away win.. Think positive thoughts and they might find their way to the team....

United are 17-4 to win the game. Worst ever odds for a united team in premier league apparently

Just hope it's the same team as the second half last week, just go for it ffs, if we get beat, so be it.

If Cleverley starts l will not be amused.

Originally Posted by janners

United are 17-4 to win the game. Worst ever odds for a united team in premier league apparently

You'd have to be mental to back us at that. Those odds would be fair if we had a 2 goal head start.

The doom starts here.

Excellent thread title

I've never been happier to accept a draw. We'll be lucky to get that.

We're going to win.

And then lose next week.

Originally Posted by Furry Russian hats

Just hope it's the same team as the second half last week, just go for it ffs, if we get beat, so be it.

New to Moyes, pal?

If we're lucky he'll move to plan B at 3-0 down, which seems to involve looking lost and talking to Jesus.

Just hoping Adnan starts, but not banking on it.

I suppose a Carrick, Cleverley and Fletcher midfield is likely..

if utd can avoid a proper mauling and keep it to 0-2, if you'd have offered me that before the game....difficult place to come......focus on results......only played 22 games, early days.....

did you know I was asked for my autograph in Turin.

Any result today would be incredible.
This must be what it was like for Shite sides coming to ot up until this season.

Originally Posted by janners

United are 17-4 to win the game. Worst ever odds for a united team in premier league apparently

£25 on utd

Looking forward to this one immensely.

Got a feeling we'll surprise everybody today.

Paddy Power doing 8/1 on us to win for new accounts so signed the missus up and stuck a tenner on

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

Any result today would be incredible.
This must be what it was like for Shite sides coming to ot up until this season.

Exactly.

We can't lose. We're all expecting to lose so it wont be a blow when we do. If we somehow manage to fluke something it will be a great day.

Keep the score below 4 and maybe grab one on the break. It's the new winning.

My fixed odds accy needs a Chelsea win to pay out 35 quid

Come on jt and the boys

Just seen Moyes shuffling around the Chelsea pitch with his head down, hands in his pockets and kicking air. Pip was drinking a cup of tea and wee Jimmy hadn't a £#%&!ing clue where he was.

Inspiring.

Rooney & Van Persie are a huge miss because they've both got a great record at Stamford Bridge.

I think we'll probably play a lot better than we're all expecting - but only because that's just the way Football works.
I still think they'll be far too strong for us, especially down there.

We'll probably pick up a 1-1 draw today & Moyes will be crowing like a boggle eyed #@&%! about our "unbeaten run" ...& then we'll get beat next time out against Cardiff at Old Trafford.