joses friday press conference ..nice and early 8am

has there ever been one this early bet custis will arrive in pyjamas

Listening to Simon stone that early would break me

Straight on the bus afterwards to make sure we're not late again.

Reporter: Good morning, I was going to ask you whey we're here so early but that seems like a waste of a question the way things are going at the moment. Why are things not working as you would like them to work here at Manchester United?

Mourinho: For many different reasons.


Can you tell us some of those reasons?

No.

Jose, you've had a great home record everywhere you've been as a manager, how important is it to return to that this weekend against Newcastle?

Very important. I know we are in the beginning of October and we look to tables all around Europe and in many of the leagues the tables in September, October don't reflect what is going to happen in a few months later or even in the end of the season.

But we are in a position that we can do much better and to do that we need points, points that we lost especially in the last two Premier League matches with one point out of six. And we know that to improve that position we need to win these three points but we know that our opposition also need the points.

Very, very, very good coach, a team that is always very well organised against especially the teams of the first part of the table, where their manager is very bright on his analysis of the opponent's qualities and to try to stop them.

The results they had against the top teams didn't get them points yet this season but gave them very, very close results and very difficult matches for the opposition. So we expect a difficult match.

You've not won at home since the opening day, I guess it's important to repay the fans and an important time to do it before the internationals?

Yeah, that's true. Only one defeat at home all season, only one defeat in the last seven matches but not victories at home in the past three matches, three draws, not the feeling of the defeat but not the happiness of the victory. So is important for us to try and win this match on Saturday.

Jose, you've gone four without a win, the club's only gone five without a win once since 1999, do you accept that kind of run for a club of this size is not good enough?

Yes, I accept.

Originally Posted by Pop

Lasted three minutes. Looked and sounded suicidal, as usual.

At least he's treating them with the contempt they deserve. It's about the only thing he's getting right lately.

Originally Posted by Pop

Lasted three minutes. Looked and sounded suicidal, as usual.

Thought you was describing my sex life there.

How is he still here? He goes on about the players but it looks like he's downed tools.

Fresh do, fresh start.

https://youtu.be/G1LmIwl1Oys

He knows it's his last game....

"Yes I accept"

Originally Posted by Whalefish

How is he still here?

Woody's too flaccid to pull the trigger

Originally Posted by doudou

Woody's too flaccid to pull the trigger

That's a Friday image I didn't want!

Originally Posted by Pop

Lasted three minutes. Looked and sounded suicidal, as usual.

£#%&! me he looks wrecked, the bags under his eyes look like they should be on the back of a donkey, obviously not sleeping and stressed to £#%&!. if you were his manager you'd be telling him to go on the sick for a week or two. Felt sorry for him

Originally Posted by TripDownMiseryLane

£#%&! me he looks wrecked, the bags under his eyes look like they should be on the back of a donkey, obviously not sleeping and stressed to £#%&!. if you were his manager you'd be telling him to go on the sick for a week or two. Felt sorry for him

Looks wrecked? It's all a performance. His main worry is that he has to carry on when all he wants is a cheque for £12m.

Originally Posted by flixton

Looks wrecked? It's all a performance. His main worry is that he has to carry on when all he wants is a cheque for £12m.

Not so sure, hard to fabricate those eye bags, reckon he's £#%&!ed and on the edge, nothing that 12 mill won't sort out mind

id imagine having lenny henry in your wardobe everyday isnt working

Originally Posted by Whalefish

That's a Friday image I didn't want!

You can just imagine his cum face can't you

Originally Posted by Whalefish

How is he still here? He goes on about the players but it looks like he's downed tools.

He should quit, but it's all he knows, pal. From the moment he realised he was a much shitter goalkeeper than his father, coaching became his obsession. Now it's 35 years later, he no longer enjoys it but he doesn't know what else to do.

People talk about the game leaving him behind tactically. But he's just a different bloke. A depressed, hotel-dwelling shell of a man with very little to offer the world these days.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

He should quit, but it's all he knows, pal. From the moment he realised he was a much shitter goalkeeper than his father, coaching became his obsession. Now it's 35 years later, he no longer enjoys it but he doesn't know what else to do.

People talk about the game leaving him behind tactically. But he's just a different bloke. A depressed, hotel-dwelling shell of a man with very little to offer the world these days.

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In the last ten years he's won two leagues, a cup, and a treble in Italy. La liga, and a couple of domestic cups in Spain. A league title, two league cups and a Europa in England.

Hardly Sven Goran Eriksson, is he?

He always looks like this when he's overstayed his welcome.

Originally Posted by Cream

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In the last ten years he's won two leagues, a cup, and a treble in Italy. La liga, and a couple of domestic cups in Spain. A league title, two league cups and a Europa in England.

Hardly Sven Goran Eriksson, is he?

He always looks like this when he's overstayed his welcome.

Sven is a ladies man

Mourinho is barely a man.

Originally Posted by Cream

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In the last ten years he's won two leagues, a cup, and a treble in Italy. La liga, and a couple of domestic cups in Spain. A league title, two league cups and a Europa in England.

Hardly Sven Goran Eriksson, is he?

He always looks like this when he's overstayed his welcome.

He looked like this when he was winning the league with Chelsea. Goals on Sunday appearance ring a bell?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQwP197QdsM

9am. Sunday morning.

Get some hobbies, Jose lad.

Only knows football. Doesn't enjoy football.