Somebody, anybody, tell me it's gonna be alright.

It'll be fine, 9 points at home, 3 away. Done.

Fergie does this everytime, £#%&!ing throws points away.

We are 5 points clear with 5 games to play.

City are shit away from home. United have two home games coming up against one utterly shit team and one average team who'll either be deflated from losing a cup semi-final or saving themselves for the final itself. Scholes is nice and fresh. Nani and Cleverley are back in the team. City have to win every game and just hope United £#%&! up, a situation they can't cope with.

As far as United goes, everything will be alright.

As far as your life is concerned, it's not looking good if I'm honest.

I call this time 'the sickening.' It passes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LanCLS_hIo4

If we do £#%&! it up it's no more than some of you @#%&!s deserve.

At least you'll get the summer to tell us you told us so in some ever so witty ways.

FFS, if I knew you were genuinely crapping it I wouldn't have pulled the hardman act on you.

We'll be ok Sparky, win the next 2 at home to the worst team in the league not named Liverpool and hopefully a Everton side knackered after inevitable extratime in cup semi.

Even more reason to hope they win, they'd start resting bodies for the final.

City have won 2 away games in 5 months, they have 2 of the hardest left in CL chasing Newcastle and Norwich who just won at Spurs and are furious about how overhyped Swansea are in comparison to them.

Originally Posted by boreez

As far as United goes, everything will be alright.

As far as your life is concerned, it's not looking good if I'm honest.

Can't help you Sparky tbh
Got a bad feeling about this one tbh

Scholes comes back = United win every single game bar one, in which they come back from 3-0 down to draw.

Scholes is left out = utter £#%&!stain of a defeat to Wigan.

Scholes will be playing on Sunday, chill.

We're £#%&!ed pal, we gifted them the Cup last season and now we're going to do the same with the league, this season will live in infamy:shakehead:

Originally Posted by Crumps

If we do £#%&! it up it's no more than some of you @#%&!s deserve.

At least you'll get the summer to tell us you told us so in some ever so witty ways.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Were you starved of testosterone as a child?

You moaning @#%&!s could do with being given something proper to moan about.

Originally Posted by Crumps

Were you starved of testosterone as a child?

You moaning @#%&!s could do with being given something proper to moan about.

Sounds a bit rapey to me tbh.

at this point in time, the only thing that seems certain is that it'll be a £#%&!ing anticlimax, whatever happens.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Not sure tbh.

Just thinking back to after the Blackburn game, it was absolute euphoria on here and the gap was five points.

Tonight the gap's also five points. £#%&! it.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Just thinking back to after the Blackburn game, it was absolute euphoria on here and the gap was five points.

Tonight the gap's also five points. £#%&! it.

Correct.

We should be OK but things need addressing in the summer.

The 5 point gap is still a big lead to have at this stage of the season and will be even better if we can get a result at city