Manchester United v Chelsea - EPL 06/12/23 8:15pm - Official Match Thread

Could be my last before I hand over the reins. Hopefully go out with a bang and break our “half decent side” duck.

Well Jeff this is a tough one to call

2 premiership giants who are going through tough times, it really depends who wants it more.

2-2 Jeff

Here we go again .

Chelsea have fluctuated between looking poor to looking pretty good. We’ve been exclusively poor. So unless we can make home advantage count and also put out a team that at least puts some effort in, can’t see us winning .

1-3

We could turn these over if everyone turns up and puts in the minimum expected effort. But I can't remember a game this season where we've not had to carry at least 1 player through a game. Won't get away with that tonight and have no hope that it will suddenly be any different. Unless there's some big changes made to the starting line-up

A quite easy 2-0

Originally Posted by believe

Could be my last before I hand over the reins.

Hopefully your replacement won't say 'EPL'.

If he starts Rashford again he deserves the sack.

Rashford will start. United will win. 3-1 or 2-0

Winning this....

Chelsea are pretty good in the bigger games. We're shit against decent teams (and shit ones).

Chelsea 3-1

They're just a bunch of overrated flops and has-beens struggling in mid-table.

Chelsea, meanwhile...

They'll have a packed midfield and we'll have Amrabat or Mainoo alone with The Scottish Player and Bruno playing left and right wing and as inverted centre forwards.

2-0 Chelsea, lots of booing and marlo saying "Chelsea haven't spent anything like a CERTAIN manager and look how good they are".

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

Hopefully your replacement won't say 'EPL'.

Just appealing to the global fanbase.

Originally Posted by believe

Just appealing to the global fanbase.

Could you throw in any baseball half time scores and news during our half time then?

If rashford plays, Chelsea win easily. If he doesn’t, we edge it 2-1.

We’ve not took a point of a top half side so far this season

4-0 United

Easy victory

3-1

Edit: sorry, banged my head earlier and thought it was 2008 and we had a team of top players with character

Chelsea 2 OurShit@#%&!sInRed 0

We will be lucky to get zero

drop The Scottish Player and maguire and we might win this one

Originally Posted by larry

drop The Scottish Player and maguire and we might win this one

Drop everyone

:everyone:

score will be the number of men who went to mow a chelsea v the number of cantonas. onana will look like a plum, maguire will look really slow, bruno will probably get sent off. 10h will say we played very good. away win.