'The Second Half' - Roddy Doyle to pen Roy Keane's second autobiography

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/roy-kea...3--sector.html

Former Manchester United captain Keane and Doyle, author of books such as 'The Commitments', will collaborate on 'The Second Half', the fiery midfielder's autobiography set to be published later this year, the Orion Publishing Group said on Friday.

Should be lots of swearing at least.

I think ferie could get a mention

Originally Posted by Shooter McGavin

I think ferie could get a mention

Well, the book is gonna sell only cause of that so yea

Originally Posted by Shooter McGavin

I think ferie could get a mention

Chapter One: Alex Ferguson

That f****** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** etc, etc.....

Originally Posted by Pop

Chapter One: Alex Ferguson

That f****** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** **** *** ******* ****** **** etc, etc.....

Followed by

£#%&! the spud-munching bitter bastard!

Aint it funny that Royston has 'principles' until cash comes into it

Quinn, Ireland.... if SAF offered to build his bank balance he would soon bend over!

Horrible hairy palmed gobshite

Love roddy doyle , great writer

Originally Posted by no fun

Love roddy doyle , great writer

Very true, but not a great subject matter in this case.

Originally Posted by Mao's Favourite Starling

£#%&! the spud-munching bitter bastard!

Aint it funny that Royston has 'principles' until cash comes into it

Quinn, Ireland.... if SAF offered to build his bank balance he would soon bend over!

Horrible hairy palmed gobshite

Might be worth a read... Tell some of the real goings on that freggles drivel

Originally Posted by Mao's Favourite Starling

£#%&! the spud-munching bitter bastard!

Aint it funny that Royston has 'principles' until cash comes into it

Quinn, Ireland.... if SAF offered to build his bank balance he would soon bend over!

Horrible hairy palmed gobshite

seems a bit racist that. Is there any minority you don't have a problem with?

Originally Posted by Harfynn Teuport

I'm not going to pretend I know what that is supposed to signify (I suspect it's like 75% of gifs posted on here, nonsensical but posted in the hope of 's )

Why not reply with words describing what you think of my post?

If you disagree, tell me why, call me a @#%&! etc.

Something tangible instead of a nothing clip of nonsense

Originally Posted by armchair

seems a bit racist that. Is there any minority you don't have a problem with?

How many times do I have to tell you! My own father is as mick as they come and I have spent years of my life over the water! As a result I don't like Cork pikeys! How is that different to my hatred of scousers?

Name me a minority I do have a problem with?

Originally Posted by Mao's Favourite Starling

How many times do I have to tell you! My own father is as mick as they come and I have spent years of my life over the water! As a result I don't like Cork pikeys! How is that different to my hatred of scousers?

Name me a minority I do have a problem with?

The Irish.

Could be interesting. It's obvious he'll have a chapter on leaving us followed by one on Fergie. Zlatan's autobiography probably contains more positive words on Sir Alex (3 lines in passing if you haven't read it)

Originally Posted by no fun

Love roddy doyle , great writer

Will hopefully do a better job than Paul Hayward

Originally Posted by armchair

The Irish.

Minority?

Come to South Manchester, the @#%&!s are everywhere

Originally Posted by armchair

The Irish.

Because I call Keane a spud-muncher doesn't mean I have a problem with micks, it means I have a problem with people from certain areas the same as I do with scousers.

Because I say micks doesn't mean I have a problem with Irish people! I've grown up with it used on a daily basis!

How can I have an issue with my own 'people' (as a yank would put it)

Originally Posted by Mao's Favourite Starling

Because I call Keane a spud-muncher doesn't mean I have a problem with micks, it means I have a problem with people from certain areas the same as I do with scousers.

Because I say micks doesn't mean I have a problem with Irish people! I've grown up with it used on a daily basis!

How can I have an issue with my own 'people' (as a yank would put it)

You obviously do have a problem. You don't hear people with dad's from wales calling giggs a taffy @#%&!. And don't make out spud-muncher is specific to cork.

Can't wait for the book.. Will tell it how it was.. Top Red is Roy.. Season ticket holder now...