Life's simple pleasures - 2023

Originally Posted by shenwen

Stressful as f***. Been trying for the past three weeks to book holiday for this summer. Got absolutely nothing confirmed. Can’t even settle on a destination.

Dubai ?

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Dubai ?

Maybe. Best hotels in the world nqat

Originally Posted by shenwen

Maybe. Best hotels in the world nqat

Gals getting ready to go on the piss in the world's best nightlife

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

Gals getting ready to go on the piss in the world's best nightlife

Hang on.

Did you just assume their gender you MONSTER?

Originally Posted by no fun

Eeergh

I find any shows of affection in public absolutely disgusting, and a sure sign the relationship is f***ed

“Ooh look at us, we are proving to everyone that we actually like each other”

I'm guessing the old couples are completely disproving your "sure sign", having been together for over half a century.

Originally Posted by 92ToBury

I'm guessing the old couples are completely disproving your "sure sign", having been together for over half a century.

Fifty years of hateful misery no doubt

Can just see it now

“ Ooh look Bert, there’s Edna coming towards us, her husband died last year, let’s hold hands to give the false impression that we still like each other, and to remind her that she no longer has someone to watch emmerdale with”

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

Gals getting ready to go on the piss in the world's best nightlife

https://youtu.be/poRjqrGHKho

Originally Posted by no fun

Fifty years of hateful misery no doubt

Can just see it now

“ Ooh look Bert, there’s Edna coming towards us, her husband died last year, let’s hold hands to give the false impression that we still like each other, and to remind her that she no longer has someone to watch emmerdale with”

Judging everyone by your own pit of misery. vs2c

Just done the big shop and for most of it was the only customer in there

Originally Posted by est.1878

Just done the big shop and for most of it was the only customer in there

…and then the police arrived. They said I have to come back when the shop is open.

Driving home and the song you're listening too finishes the exact moment you pull up the drive

Originally Posted by est.1878

Driving home and the song you're listening too finishes the exact moment you pull up the drive

Had this happen to me earlier this week.
Bruce Springsteen Dancing in the dark.

Slowing down when you know a green light is about to turn red, thus ensuring you get through but the folk behind you who have been driving too close don't