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Unread 22-01-2023, 11:10 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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Stressful as f***. Been trying for the past three weeks to book holiday for this summer. Got absolutely nothing confirmed. Can’t even settle on a destination.
Dubai ?
 
Unread 22-01-2023, 11:11 AM
shenwen
 
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Dubai ?


Maybe. Best hotels in the world nqat
 
Unread 22-01-2023, 11:48 PM
Chris Quayd
 
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Maybe. Best hotels in the world nqat
Gals getting ready to go on the piss in the world's best nightlife

 
Unread 23-01-2023, 07:05 AM
My Name is Heath
 
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Gals getting ready to go on the piss in the world's best nightlife



Hang on.

Did you just assume their gender you MONSTER?
 
Unread 23-01-2023, 12:57 PM
92ToBury
 
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Eeergh

I find any shows of affection in public absolutely disgusting, and a sure sign the relationship is f***ed

“Ooh look at us, we are proving to everyone that we actually like each other”
I'm guessing the old couples are completely disproving your "sure sign", having been together for over half a century.
 
Unread 23-01-2023, 01:01 PM
no fun
 
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I'm guessing the old couples are completely disproving your "sure sign", having been together for over half a century.
Fifty years of hateful misery no doubt

Can just see it now

“ Ooh look Bert, there’s Edna coming towards us, her husband died last year, let’s hold hands to give the false impression that we still like each other, and to remind her that she no longer has someone to watch emmerdale with”
 
Unread 23-01-2023, 01:02 PM
Finport Red
 
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Gals getting ready to go on the piss in the world's best nightlife



 
Unread 23-01-2023, 01:21 PM
92ToBury
 
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Fifty years of hateful misery no doubt

Can just see it now

“ Ooh look Bert, there’s Edna coming towards us, her husband died last year, let’s hold hands to give the false impression that we still like each other, and to remind her that she no longer has someone to watch emmerdale with”
Judging everyone by your own pit of misery. vs2c
 
Unread 24-01-2023, 10:05 PM
est.1878
 
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Just done the big shop and for most of it was the only customer in there
 
Unread 24-01-2023, 10:10 PM
Finport Red
 
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Just done the big shop and for most of it was the only customer in there
…and then the police arrived. They said I have to come back when the shop is open.
 
Unread Yesterday, 07:07 PM
est.1878
 
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Driving home and the song you're listening too finishes the exact moment you pull up the drive
 
Unread Yesterday, 10:21 PM
HolyMackrelDoodleBonkon
 
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Driving home and the song you're listening too finishes the exact moment you pull up the drive
Had this happen to me earlier this week.
Bruce Springsteen Dancing in the dark.
 
Unread Today, 09:22 AM
Whip Hubley
 
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Slowing down when you know a green light is about to turn red, thus ensuring you get through but the folk behind you who have been driving too close don't
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